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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:50 AM
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Give me 5 and a CAPTION
Edited on Wed May-26-04 10:58 AM by cosmicdot


(meeting with Gabon President El Hadj Omar Bongo)

W: that'll be $25,000 ... but, that includes 2-4x6 glossy prints of this special occasion ...

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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:52 AM
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1. Yo dog...
I gotta tell you...I just loved you in Oingo Boingo!
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:55 AM
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2. See my boo-boo?
That's from when Unca Dick pushed me off the bike!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:56 AM
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3. See... my hand's clean... why can't I rub your head? n/t
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:56 AM
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4. President Bongo: (see below for the unedited comment)
"Fuck you, asshole! Wash your hands first!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:04 AM
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5. W. is "thinking": "Wow. This guy is named Bongo, after the drum or


the country in deepest darkest Africa where Tarzan killed the cannibals or something. Once I had my picture taken with a clown named Bozo. Wonder if they're related? . . . Well, can't hurt to ask, can it?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:06 AM
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6. Can I have some money for my war?
Puuuuuhleeeeeeeease?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:07 AM
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7. Hey! Did you make movies with Ronnie Raygun?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:12 AM
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8. W: according to my CIA factbook .. you folks have, you know, oil ...
Edited on Wed May-26-04 11:16 AM by cosmicdot
we're going for that high income inequality with a large proportion of the population poor look ... ya'll have that in Gab ... Abu ... where you live, too, don't'cha?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:15 AM
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9. caption
W--Hey Bongo, nice forehead!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:15 PM
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10. "Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?..I really liked you in Diff'rent Strokes."
Edited on Wed May-26-04 12:16 PM by BringEmOn
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:28 PM
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11. "Glad to meet ya King Leonardo of Bongo Congo...how's Odie?"
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:34 PM
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12. "See this hand? I call it 'Mrs. Bush.' So, how's your love life?"
:evilgrin:
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