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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:55 AM
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PRETTY LAME STUFF I can do that's not especially unique or interesting
I can drive an automatic car with my right foot.

So my left foot can keep busy or rest elsewhere.

what can YOU do?
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:57 AM
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1. I can wiggle my ears...
Together or individually.

I can also take a soda can and stick it to my hand tight enough that I've had little kids almost hang from it.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:05 AM
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19. I can wiggle my scalp
no hands
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:10 AM
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22. In that Dave Madden on Partridge Family kind of way?


Where you raise your eyebrows yet your scalp line descends?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:11 PM
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37. Something like that
I just move the muscles (ie muscle head) under my scalp and my "do" moves back and forth on my head.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:57 AM
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2. Wait, I always drive with my right foot
the pedals are on that side of the car.

So basically you are telling me you know how to drive.

:eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:57 AM
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3. I can boil water - on the stovetop no less!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:02 AM
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16. Get......OUT!!
:D
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:57 AM
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4. juggle
3 balls only.
one pattern
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:58 AM
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5. I can drive an automatic with both feet and rip out the transmission.
I can also drive my automatic with my right KNEE while my left foot is fully lodged on the corner of the exterior rearview mirror.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:58 AM
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6. sus, put the oxycontin down and come back to reality
Edited on Wed May-26-04 10:59 AM by LynneSin
we love you here at DU

:hug:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:59 AM
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9. I can exaggerate like no one else
I know just the right number of cotton balls to stick in my sister's pumps.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:59 AM
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7. Now THERE is a mental image!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:59 AM
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8. I think you have too many mental images of sus
bad boy!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:01 AM
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13. *pleading the 5th*
O8)
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:00 AM
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10. Sure is!
I'm thinking I need to make the trip to the next Philly gathering!
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:00 AM
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11. I can drive a manual transmission
in fact I've never driven an automatic. I can't quite juggle. I can't roll my tongue, but I can do simple calculus.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:00 AM
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12. I can do the "bump hard on a chair" test for ovulation.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:01 AM
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14. you're just bulking post so you can get into the 700 club
we need to pray for you
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:05 PM
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27. I will only pray
for the death of activist federal judges, ala Pat robertson
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:02 AM
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15. I can flare my nostrils
Big whoop, I know :P

erm, I can also roll my tongue.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:02 AM
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17. I can jump to conclusions.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:04 AM
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18. I can - unassisted mind you - turn oxygen into carbon dioxide
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:05 AM
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20. I can turn water into urine!
It's magic!
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:07 AM
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21. Yer all pikers!
Edited on Wed May-26-04 11:08 AM by woofless
I can turn Brussels Sprouts into Methane gas. So there!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:11 AM
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23. Ooooo....a PHASE change!
Edited on Wed May-26-04 11:13 AM by Richardo
VERY impressive!
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:27 AM
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26. beer is quicker
for this change
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:16 AM
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24. I can singlehandedly turn a popular Lounge thread into an anchor...
Watch it sink!
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SnohoDem Donating Member (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 11:19 AM
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25. I can stand on one foot!
Either one! Right or left. I'm ambi... ambi... ambifootrous!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:07 PM
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28. I can tie a cherry string in a knot with my tongue
:evilgrin:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:21 PM
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29. *I* can tie my tongue in a knot trying to speak English...
:P
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:22 PM
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30. That's a prerequisite, don't you know?
Edited on Wed May-26-04 12:33 PM by Misunderestimator
Therefore not so unusual. :evilgrin:

edited to remove the word "cheating" from the title to clarify that I didn't mean cheating is a prerequisite... It read kinda funny.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 01:03 PM
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36. knock it off
I'm getting chest pain.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:29 PM
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31. I can file my nails on my upholstery.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:32 PM
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32. I can put my pants on one leg at a time...
Same with my socks and shoes.

And, I can run or walk **forward** on a treadmill! :)
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:39 PM
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33. I know who the reigning Formula One champion is!
Come on, ask me!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:47 PM
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34. I can name that tune in four notes.
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phillybri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 12:49 PM
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35. I can make myself fart repeatedly...
What a red letter day this is...:eyes:
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