I just had the nastiest, most horrible p**p in history.

ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:15 PM
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I just had the nastiest, most horrible p**p in history.

Actually, it wasn't me...it was someone else.

But its presence is announced beyond all proportion to its significance.

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supernova

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Wed May-26-04 08:16 PM
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1. Did they leave

the bathroom fan on?

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:18 PM
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5. Bathroom?

Well, that would have made it a lot more pleasant, I must say.

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SmileyBoy

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Wed May-26-04 08:16 PM
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2. Oh, come on, don't self-censor the word "poop".

You're man enough to write "poop" on the internet, aren't you???:D:D:D

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supernova

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Wed May-26-04 08:18 PM
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4. He could mean

PEEP

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:19 PM
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7. That's right. She knows. It's all in keeping with my International

Man of Mystery status, baby.

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supernova

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Wed May-26-04 08:24 PM
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13. Well, there you go

Stunning us with your brilliance.

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:27 PM
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15. I'm just too sexy for my teeth, baby

Novadelic!

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texas1928

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Wed May-26-04 08:43 PM
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23. Yeah this post needs to be locked

Peeps are just nasty and way off base.

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:19 PM
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6. Nope...I mean

n**e

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SmileyBoy

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Wed May-26-04 08:20 PM
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8. Oh, OK. I d**n't kn** th*t. S**ry.

:D:D:D

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:22 PM
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10. N* pr***lem, d*d*. **u **p **y *ours!

:D

:P

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boobooday

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Wed May-26-04 08:17 PM
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3. I hope it was someone you love

That makes it a little easier.

But I thought THIS was the nastiest, most horrible p**p in history:

http://www.wgoeshome.com

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:20 PM
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9. Darn. You've found his Undisclosed Location.

Where's he gonna go now?

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boobooday

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Wed May-26-04 08:25 PM
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14. Uh, I'd like to tell him where to go.

Oh yeah.

He could go to Iraq! I heard Saddam put his secure, undisclosed location on the market . . .

http://www.wgoeshome.com

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:28 PM
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16. Actually, I already took care of it...flushed that sucker

Sent him right back to where he came from.

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MikeG

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Wed May-26-04 08:22 PM
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11. Thanks for sharing, ForrestGump.

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:29 PM
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17. You're welcome. If only this thing had SmellOVision

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bucknaked

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Wed May-26-04 08:23 PM
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12. Sounds like every single trip to the bathroom at work...

Somebody is ALWAYS in there tearing it up. I swear, nobody there ever takes a dump at home! I never take a dump work! Not because I'm too hi-falutin' to, but simply as a courtesy. Hell, I don't like going into that hot room to take a leak, and endure their rude-dog stench, and I'm sure nobody wants a dose of mine.

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:31 PM
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18. You work in the

Oval Office?

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ikojo

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Wed May-26-04 08:50 PM
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27. If I hafta go.....I hafta go....

I am not holding it in for anyone...sorry but

I do make sure the contents are completely flushed before I leave the stall. I cannot say that everyone does that because I have found some floaters left behind by others.

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Donkeyboy75

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Wed May-26-04 08:31 PM
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19. I hate orange juice too.

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:34 PM
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20. No, actually I prefer extra p**p in my OJ

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SmileyBoy

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Wed May-26-04 08:39 PM
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21. I don't think I wanna have breakfast with ForrestGump anytime soon.

;)

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ForrestGump

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Wed May-26-04 08:43 PM
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22. Here...want a choc'late?

At least, I think it's a chocolate.

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SmileyBoy

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Wed May-26-04 08:46 PM
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25. Um... Doesn't smell like a chocolate...

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Donkeyboy75

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Wed May-26-04 10:40 PM
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30. With my current stomach problems I can put plenty of p**p in your O.J.

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texas1928

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Wed May-26-04 08:45 PM
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24. Well at least you did not hear

HEY YA'LL COME LOOK AT THIS AFORE I FLUSH!

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SmileyBoy

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Wed May-26-04 08:49 PM
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26. Don't wanna end up like this:

Edited on Wed May-26-04 08:49 PM by northwest

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OKNancy

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Wed May-26-04 09:14 PM
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28. My Dad

would come out of the bathroom with an evil grin on his face and say

"Call Guinness"

My three sisters and I would howl with laughter, but mom always scowled.

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m-jean03

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Wed May-26-04 09:24 PM
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29. I don't read pulp novels, they're all trash.

:hi:

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