What should George W. Bush's theme song be?

My vote is for "Macho Man" by the Village People. If I hear that song, I can't help but think of Bush walking on the aircraft carrier in a flight suit with his highlighted "package".

Home to Crawford, that is. (with apologies to the late John Denver.)

:bounce:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.


The Monty Python gang

OK, so it should be "brush" instead of "trees", but close enough for me.

Because he is!

"I'm a Nazi" by Rush Limbaugh.

www.bushflash.com/nazi

"sober" by tool:
chours goes something like this:
"i am just a stupid liar, i am just an imbicile...
i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well,
i will find a center in you, i will chew it up and leave"

but that would require ruining one of my favorite songs. maybe something like 'the big pretender' or something.

-LK

Fool me once, ah, um. . .

From that beautiful cartoon!!!

or the Chumbawumba song ("I get knocked down, but I get up again...")

--

:bounce:

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Both courtesy of Frank Zappa.

Fits him to a T

from Neil Young's "Year of the Horse"

To the Funny Farm
Where life is happy.....

:pals:

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.

me away.. ho ho ..he he hum hum. To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And, I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats..


For our younger DU'ers; this was an actual novelty song in the 60s, song in a Boris Karloff type voice.

He's a real no where man.....

I see a clinic full of cynics
who want to twist the peoples' wrist
they're watching every move we make
we're all included on the list...

Either seem quite apt.

P.