Have you ever...

...had such a huge crap so that afterwards it feels like your ass and rectum and bowels are just diminuished, shriveled, sickly, empty husks of their former selves???

Well, have you???

HAVE YOU???!!!

smelled so bad they could probably strip paint off a foot-locker with it.

Bring in his three-foot stool once like it was show-and-smell.

What can I say? He was a telephone lineman.

Laying Cable?

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE : Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID : Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT : If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED : Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS : Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED : Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH : Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH : Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT : Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT : Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED : Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED : Holds two inch penis like a baseball bat

DESPERATE : Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK : Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

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"Personal Excrement Question" would have been a good title for your post. It would have advised the DU'er of the subject matter and given him or her the information necessary to make a determination whether or not she or he was interested enough to expend the time to click on and read your post.

Thanks.