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central scrutinizer

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Fri May-28-04 11:14 AM
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As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House,he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan
Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld ."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

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Angelus

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Fri May-28-04 11:15 AM
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1. ROFL

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Fri May-28-04 11:59 AM
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2. 42

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42!

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Guess it's all in the delivery.

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