Who wants to talk about the day after tomorrow? (I'm a psychic )

m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:41 AM
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Who wants to talk about the day after tomorrow? (I'm a psychic )

Anyone want to talk about the day after tomorrow?
:shrug: I can use my psychic abilities to tell you what will
happen to you. :hi:

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lanparty

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:44 AM
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1. Marc MORON does ...

And he can't stop talking ABOUT it. Meanwhile, he has Thomas Friedman on and nods like a right-wing synchophant while Friedman floats all his gooey-headed globalization nonsense.

So listen to "Morning Sedition" if your obsessed with "The Day After Tomorrow".

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:46 AM
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2. I need to know

I am having a crummy day (I want to kill the older women in the next office!!). Will it get better, will I kill her, or will my wife make me happy when she gets home from work tonight?

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:55 AM
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6. I know nothing about tonight, dear son.

But the older woman in the next office AND your wife figure
prominently into a scenario that occurs <<<the day after tomorrow>>>
in which they will both make you VERY happy. }( :hi:

So I anticipate you will kill no one. Go in peace, my child. . .

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:10 AM
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17. Thank you for your insight.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:47 AM
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3. Damn right, you're a psycho.

That is what you said, right?

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:52 AM
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4. You will be visited by three spirits. . .

They will show you sad and frightening things, to demonstrate
what shameless lust, cruelty and material greed has gotten and
will get you in the past, the present, and the day after the day
after tomorrow.

You'll also win a babe, a million bucks, and a chance to go to the
Crawford Ranch and shoot birdies for fun. :party: :hi:

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:53 AM
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5. I don't shoot birdies!

I shoot THE BIRD!

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:57 AM
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7. I thought you shot heroin, too

:shrug:

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:02 AM
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11. No. Kids, don't shoot heroin.

Snort it!

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Jun-01-04 09:59 AM
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8. Ok, tell me about my Thursday.

I only want to know about the good things that will happen, though.

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:01 AM
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9. You will inherit lots of money and land from Uncle Fred.

Oh wait, I guess you didn't want to know that will die, did you?

Sorry about that. . . :shrug: :hi:

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:03 AM
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12. It's ok.

I once got a Tarot reading and got the death card. It seems I really am going to die one day.

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:05 AM
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14. No, Don't say that!!

It can't be true! Chin up! :D :hi:

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Guy_Montag

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:01 AM
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10. Tell me the everything...

good, bad & indifferent.:shrug:

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:05 AM
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13. You will meet the woman of your dreams. . .

But it will be the one from that recurring nightmare where you are pushed into an oven by an evil witch. :shrug: :hi:

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Guy_Montag

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:11 AM
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18. Not again!

it was only due to my full bladder that I escaped the last time.:scared:

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Champ

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:06 AM
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15. Alright

What's happening for me?

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:09 AM
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16. Champ... it's coming to me...

You will go to collect the day's mail... You will find inside one envelope...
a coupon to Taco Bell!!!

And you will use it to save. . .to save the world....ooops, scratch that...
to save $1 on a chicken fajita taco! !!!

Congratulations, my friend! :party:
:toast:

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Champ

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:38 AM
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21. I hope your right

I love fajitas :9 mmmmmmmmmm

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:11 AM
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19. What will happen to me???

:scared:

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:45 AM
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23. I told you that already! No second chances.

Oh, alright, I can crack open another fortune cookie if
you want. . .

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:47 AM
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25. Please?

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:56 AM
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26. Okay... just don't mind the crunching as I talk with my mouth

full of cookie... Here goes:

"You will find much happiness with fertile woman -- but first,
start fire under rice. Do not sell mead in town, instead go to city.
The foolhardy man begets a donkey."

Hey, I'm just the messenger!!

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:57 AM
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27. Woo-hoo! A donkey!

Donkeys are good eats!

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 11:02 AM
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29. You are what you eat.

You're an ass and a Democrat. :hi:

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue Jun-01-04 11:20 AM
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30. Wow, you ARE psychic!

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zbdent

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:35 AM
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20. Ohio Super Lotto numbers

From Wednesday's (6/2/2004) drawing.

PM me. I don't want a "Bruce Almighty" moment.

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:44 AM
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22. I cannot tell you that, my friend

I only use my powers for good, not satisfying
materialism and greed! Shame on you!

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zbdent

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Tue Jun-01-04 11:50 AM
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31. I'll give you a dollar

US.

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Teddy_Salad

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:46 AM
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24. Will you be posting any copycat threads the day after tomorrow

:shrug:

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:57 AM
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28. Yes,

Yes I will be, Teddy! :hi:

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Teddy_Salad

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Tue Jun-01-04 11:58 AM
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32. OK, so.....am I happy about this?

:eyes:

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m-jean03

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Tue Jun-01-04 12:06 PM
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33. No... in fact...

I think by Thursday, everyone on DU will have me on ignore. :cry:

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LastKnight

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Tue Jun-01-04 12:08 PM
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34. as long as it dosent involve tidal waves or ice ages...

its cold enough around here anyway, im 2000 miles from any beach so im not worried about the tidal wave thing, but tornados are a pretty big possability.

-LK

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