CAPTION the open taunting of war dead - Democratic Underground

underpants

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:30 AM
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CAPTION the open taunting of war dead

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wysimdnwyg

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:36 AM
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1. Rummy: So I said, "Hey, towel-head!...

Hand up, or we'll shoot!" And he put his hands up like this, and we shot him anyway. Man, that was fun!

W: Ooh, look. One of those flying animals! What did Karl call them? Burds? Heh-heh. That rimes with "turds"... I used to fly. 'Course, they took away my plane... Jeeze, skip one medical exam and one stinkin' year in the guard, and they won't let you do ANYTHING! I mean, come on! It's not like we were at war or anything.

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TolstoyAndy

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:36 AM
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2. Rummy: "Nope - no blood here!"

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underpants

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Tue Jun-01-04 10:48 AM
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3. W:"I'm still warshin' mine ...it won't come off!!!"

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cosmicdot

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Tue Jun-01-04 11:26 AM
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4. Don does his jackass imitation

while other members of the Politburo look on

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skip fox

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Tue Jun-01-04 12:40 PM
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5. W. is "thinking": "Geez. I coulda had a war that I was in. But the Guard

was the place, Dad said. So I did what I did. So what? Now I got Iraq. Somehow that's related. All my cousins want to sleep in the White House. I'm not home a lot. I'm forgetting how to drive. But I like planes. I also like to fish. I wonder how Iraq is going to end up. Sure could use another four years. I like coffee with breakfast. I don't think sleeping with the light on is sissy at all. . . .(endless mind farts) . . ."

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Zuni

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Tue Jun-01-04 12:56 PM
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6. Rummy--only 10 boys got blown to peices today!

Who is gonna complain about 10 dead? If you do your a pussy commie fag.

Bush---I can't remeber what I am applauding. Man, at Yale I used to put Cicadas in my mouth to scare girls. I have to tinkle. I hope Dick reads me a bedtime story tonight. Some of these vets smell bad. I sure hope pickles brought the hand sanitizer, I have shaken too many hands already.

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