If you could be INVISIBLE for just one day - what would you do for 24 hour

Rules about the invisibility:

• If you attempt to commit any crime you will immediately lose your powers of invisibility (ie commit rape, killing someone etc.)
  
• You cannot be detected walking through Security gates which means you can walk into any room out there
  
• Anything you carry will also be invisible, provided it's not something that can be used to harm another person. (You could carry a tape recorder to tape a conversation, but not a leadpipe to render someone unconscious
  

The 24 hour clock is ticking - what would you do with your time??

...(except into the bathroom, ewwwww!) and videotape and record his various meetings about how he and his evil minions figure to screw the country some more.

...in the locker room of the "Carolina Courage".

... but with my invisible video camera, and my invisible carry-all backpack/duffel bag for... well... you know... "souvenirs".

-- Allen

at HQ and find out how they distort the news they claim is "Fair and Balanced"

And I'd spend about 5-6 hours following Annie Coulter around and expose to the rest of the world she really is a man! (Videocam in hand)

Oh, if I had time left over - I'd chip away the top layer of that stinking 10 Commandments monument in Alabama and Cover it with the Constitution instead!

so they cant send him overseas.

I would carry a tape recording playing voices saying
"Johnny " over and over

I would video tape the whole thing ...:evilgrin:
Then I would make a copy for America's Funniest Home Video's

just to watch that video

dig through some top-secret files that have incriminating info about Bush and Cheney and Rove, then I'd go around and play jokes on people...

I would snatch G.Bush checks and start writing them to people in DC so they could fix up their schools, the homeless people that sit on the same street as the White House, all the social programs Bush keeps forgetting to donate too and then write a letter and slip it on who's ever's desk I need to that says Bush is impeached, he needs to get the hell out....this is only a dream, but it would be a first step to world peace when you think about it.

here I am in the oval office with dim son waiting for Karl Rove,just me and that fly on the wall, the fly has the tape recorder concealed under his wings we've got the goods on this evil administration,can impeachment proceedings be far behind? oh no the fab five of the supreme court want hear our case,they swat the fly and deport me to Gitmo.

and I would laugh mysteriously and spookily when ever bush speaks.

lol

8 hours taping cheney

8 hours taping George Dubya Shitforbrains



although one of them woul dbe asleep when it was his turn, I guess.

Get the dirt on Shrub and company. (video tapes, documents and so on) Drop off copies to major newspapers because this is too hot not too.

If anytime left, I'd hang out and watch Vin Desel shower.

it wouldn't harm them

Really, that's not creative at all, but dammit, when else am I going to be invisible.

instead of doing world good!

Leave that to the visible!:D

I got some peepin' to do!

Certainly going through "security gates" is a crime. I will arbitrarily rewrite your rules to assume that I cannot commit any violent crime. Others have apparently done the same -- voyeurism in the lady's locker room, taping Cheney's private conversations without court order or his consent, and so on are all crimes of various degrees of illegality...but perhaps perfectly justified under the circumstances. I see a problem with transport. Before one can hop the security gate and fly free to Washington and set all Congress straight, one must get in one's car and drive to the airport, and I'm confident that my local constabulary -- not to mention the toll takers -- would be aghast at a car that appears to drive itself. So perhaps it is best to restrict oneself to local antics.

Have you read Donald Westlake's "Smoke?"

:eyes:

you know what I meant ;p

but I am almost positive Angelina Jolie would be involved in some fashion...

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Oh yeah...They already did that in 2001.