CAPTION Tarmac the nonMagnificent

W: If the Palestinians want to see their own state, their gonna have to get a copy of my Road Map to the Nobel Peace Prize ... I may have missed them on the first draft or so ... I was more excited about the money which could be made at the rest stop between here and there ... I didn't draw any trees either ... so, those here in the Northwest take note ... how can we see things on my map if it's clogged up with a lot of trees ... no cliffs either, so don't even think about jumping off ... I'm having a copy of my map mounted on plywood, too, so it won't collapse ... we'll continue to use deadly bombings and to kill innocent people as we continue to extend our corporate footing in this area ... no flinching allowed ...

grrrrr my bad

wish we could edit at any time

"Well, you know, I have thought about it and to answer your question..."

(AIRPLANE NOISE. JET ENGINES FIRE UP)

(NOISE DIES DOWN)

"...and I have said all I'm gonna say on the issue."

improvise. Maybe that's why he always got all the chicks, and I had to take Laura who was always kinda hard up, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I don't need no stinkin' teleprompter. I can speak my mind and I've thought a lot about a lot of things since I've been president. I think Middle East peace is a good thing, much better than without it. Misplacing it would be wrong and careless. 'You gotta take care of your stuff,' like my mom told me. And if Iraq can start working to take care of itself that would be good too. Havana's a rotten place, but I've never been there, and don't drink the water in Mexico or take along lots of Depends. Ha! Oh, and about the economy. It's bound to get better sometime, and Karl says to wait then we can take credit. Sorry, no time for questions. Gotta go . . ."

spurt my economy. You know I can only do so much.

... ya'll really like me compared to that throng of people over there behind that fence ... bet ya'll feel all resolute and stuff, right? By the way, we'll validate parking of the bus which brought ya'll here.