Couple little jokes for today. - Democratic Underground

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Fri Jun-11-04 11:02 AM
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Couple little jokes for today.

What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears.

Nonetheless, once in a while you luck out, and you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench.

One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?

Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a
question, "Really? A new born babe???"

"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."

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Fri Jun-11-04 11:04 AM
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1. LOL

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Fri Jun-11-04 11:23 AM
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2. These are great

Thanks for making me laugh!

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