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qwertyMike

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:43 PM
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Complete this sentence (from a TV ad)

"In the rare case that an erection lasts for more than 4 hours . . . "

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NightTrain

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:44 PM
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1. ...your woman will be happier than the proverbial pig in shit!"

:evilgrin:

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Rick Myers

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:45 PM
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2. Your doctor's got a REALLY scary nurse!!!

What does she do with that hammer?

Ack!

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Liberal Veteran

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:45 PM
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3. ....try not to claim you name is "Bob"!

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theivoryqueen

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:46 PM
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4. seek medical attention

for your partner

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stavka

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:46 PM
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5. ...I'm amazed I drank that much, doing this, and not having fun

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Liberal Veteran

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:47 PM
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6. try to limit your orgasms to once every 30 minutes or so and don't brag.

Edited on Sat Jun-12-04 10:49 PM by liberal_veteran

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Leprechan29

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:49 PM
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7. Start over

Don't waste our pill!

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No2W2004

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:49 PM
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8. Try not to brag too much

cause no one will believe you anyway...

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Liberal Veteran

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:52 PM
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9. ....use duct tape like drag queens do.

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Bluebear

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:53 PM
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10. ...park yourself on a bar stool and hope for the best!

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Th1onein

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:55 PM
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11. don't call us; we'll call you.

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Massacure

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Sat Jun-12-04 10:59 PM
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12. Take one good look at yo fat mama, and it will go away. :P

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Elidor

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Sat Jun-12-04 11:00 PM
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13. Please contact the CDC or Elizabeth Dole...

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troublemaker

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Sat Jun-12-04 11:25 PM
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14. Dig out an old photo of Linda Tripp

(old jokes are the best jokes)

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Lestat

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Sat Jun-12-04 11:26 PM
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15. ...find yourself a few more ladies.

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Deja Q

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Sat Jun-12-04 11:30 PM
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16. ...stick it in a light socket and flip on the switch."

They'll un-erect it rather quickly, I should think...

O8)

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Unperson 309

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Sun Jun-13-04 12:32 AM
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17. Don't take Calls From the Guy Identifying Himself as "Rush, er...SMITH!"

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SmileyBoy

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Sun Jun-13-04 12:39 AM
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18. "...think about Grandma naked for a while."

That oughta clear things up.:)

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chaska

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Sun Jun-13-04 01:15 AM
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19. What, ya'lls don't last that long?

You have my sincere condolence.

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pauliedangerously

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Sun Jun-13-04 01:21 AM
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20. ...wipe that smile off your face. n/t

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BiggJawn

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Sun Jun-13-04 01:39 AM
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21. "...Pray that you're with a 19-y-o..."

Or a grandma with hot flashes and a big tube of K-Y...

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Mikimouse

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Sun Jun-13-04 01:41 AM
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22. Please call and give us your information...because...

YOU'RE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER...OK, Ed, tell 'em what they've won!

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