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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 11:13 AM
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Poll question: Have you ever milked a cat?
Just wondering :)
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 11:20 AM
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1. I have nipples
Can you milk me?
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 12:05 PM
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5. technically, yes
Men possess a vestigial mammarial capacity in times of evolutionary crisis. While you may not be voluptuous, your post-Apocalyptic grandchildren would prosper based on the volume of their man-boobs.
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 11:53 AM
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2. No, I take mine to the Cat Milk 'n Run, I'm too busy.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 11:57 AM
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3. No, but I pretended to milk a cow once...
Just don't ask how and with who. O8)
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 12:00 PM
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4. Yes
Our black was watching us eat and i spilled my full glass of milk. I looked down just in time to see the white milk splash into her black face.
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 12:21 PM
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6. MIne have all been spayed...
Anyway, in case you haven't noticed, cats have sharp teeth and claws. I should hope humans have enough survival instincts to stay away from anything that's gonna piss 'em off.

Dogs would probably let you get away with it, though.
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 01:46 PM
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7. My sister
milked a cat into her mouth when we were kids. It was disgusting. My mother was horrified, too. It still grosses me out to think about.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 02:09 PM
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9. is it a bad thing that im turned on by that?
:)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 01:48 PM
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8. "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
Possibly Robert de Niro's best line ever.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 02:40 PM
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10. Agreed
I was beginning to think I was the only one on this thread who "got it."
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