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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 03:12 PM
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If you see a big meteor parked in a handicapped spot at the grocer's
What would you do?

Call the police and come to fine the rock $200?

Nick off a piece for yourself?

Get the SUV and drag the thing home? (This is the REAL reason why SUVs were invented, folks... helps us to clean up after our own planet when this sort of thing happens...)

Take off your clothes and lie down on it, getting a nice sun tan - on both sides?

Other?

:shrug:
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 03:21 PM
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1. I'd get it towed
Only if it didn't have a handicapped badge on it.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-13-04 03:23 PM
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2. I'd hope there was an H2 parked in the spot during impact
with the special protective grill and roof-mounted headlights.

Gawd those things are so laughable, especially seen parked in a video store parking lot, all shiny and clean, hell shinier than my car - it's actually been off road
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