I asked a chicken whom Kerry should pick for VP

UrbScotty

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Mon Jun-14-04 02:00 PM
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I asked a chicken whom Kerry should pick for VP

It said:

CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK-CLARK.

Okay, so the chicken supports Hillary for VP? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm........

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salinen

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Mon Jun-14-04 02:04 PM
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1. Sheep unamimously

pick "Bayhhhh"

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Ganja Ninja

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Mon Jun-14-04 02:06 PM
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2. IMHO I think Edwards would make a better candidate but ...

Clark would make a better VP.

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GregW

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Mon Jun-14-04 02:09 PM
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3. We also use a chicken in Oregon

We get a bunch of school kids together, fill 'em up on triple-shot lattes, then catch a chicken and stick it in a box. We next place piles of chicken food out in the barnyard with VP names on signs behind each pile of food (you know, like the coyote does in the Road Runner cartoons). Finally, we shake the chicken-box up REAL good, spin it around three times, and release the chicken to see which pile of food he will choose, and therefore the Democrat candidate.

(Apologies to my Geocaching friends for choosing their chicken photo/idea)

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salinen

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Mon Jun-14-04 02:13 PM
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4. There's no need

to be so scientific.

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Kahuna

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Mon Jun-14-04 04:06 PM
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5. That's so cute.

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Speck Tater

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Mon Jun-14-04 04:24 PM
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6. "who" not "whom"

Edited on Mon Jun-14-04 04:24 PM by fiziwig

"Whom" only works in places like "to whom", "for whom", "from whom". As a subject "who" is always in the nominative case.

( Sorry, couldn't resist making the obligatory grammar correction post. :) )

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