DB(Wankertopia) An enraged bruin shot and wounded Police Officer Brad Dickweed yesterday as he was walking aimlessly by the Our Lady of the Guaranteed Profit Hospital. "Lucky bears are notoriously bad shots" hospital spokesperson Jan Asspipe said later. The bear fled the scene and was later apprehended stealing pic-a-nic baskets at the local forest park.
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