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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:49 PM
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So matcom, what time are we cooking your dog tomorrow?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:50 PM
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1. Mmmmm...costillas de perro....
....mmmmm...
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:55 PM
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3. Reminds me of a Chinese guy who...
... used to throw a Christmas bash every year. He sent a flyer to friends saying, "children are welcome, but please, no pets over the eighteen-inch wok limit."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 03:53 PM
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2. Looks like they already started
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:19 PM
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4. Aw , Pitt - leave Matcom's pug alone!
:)

I have a pug, and they don't appear to be very tasty at all. Not worth your while.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:19 PM
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5. I am eating that dog. Period.
I just need a time.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:28 PM
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6. Well, if you insist :
preheat oven to 350. place pug in roasting pan, breast side down. sprinkle liberally with butter and lemon pepper. cook at 350 for about 10 minutes/pound, basting frequently. it will be done when the little tail uncurls and stands upright. serve with rice, and really cold beer. key lime pie makes a nice dessert. Enjoy!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:37 PM
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10. You are a disgusting savage.
Everyone knows that the PROPER seasoning for pug is rosemary.

Lemon Pepper... ugh.
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:33 PM
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7. I don't socialize with dog eaters.
Spare the poor pug
:)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:34 PM
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8. 'K. What, then, shall I eat?
He has cats, too.
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:36 PM
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9. Do you have a taste for Tinker? Or Miles, or
Southbound...or Gypsy even? You GOUL!
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Amaya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 04:40 PM
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11. Eat the cats...
who cares about cats anyway? ;) What beer goes with cat?
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