Today's right-wing asshole bumper sticker

NightTrain

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Fri Jun-18-04 08:56 PM
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Today's right-wing asshole bumper sticker

ABORTION: THE AMERICAN HOLOCAUST

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Sabriel

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Fri Jun-18-04 08:58 PM
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1. Counter it with this one:

"Every time a Republican dies,
a queer angel gets its wings."

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King Of Paperboys

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Fri Jun-18-04 09:01 PM
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2. Or this:

OK, you prevented my abortion.
Now raise the kid.

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flamingyouth

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Fri Jun-18-04 09:34 PM
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3. Like Americans are the only people who have abortions

:shrug:
Clearly, I don't have to point this out, but anyone who would have this sticker on his or her car is a moran.

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LTR

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Fri Jun-18-04 09:51 PM
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4. A good counter-sticker

"Just say no...to sex with pro-lifers"

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jakefrep

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Fri Jun-18-04 09:57 PM
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5. Try this

"The problem with pro-lifers is that most of them are people nobody wants to fuck." - George Carlin

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sasquatch

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Fri Jun-18-04 10:11 PM
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6. "Block Cemetaries, not Abortion Clinics"

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quinnox

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Fri Jun-18-04 10:14 PM
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7. I read about one posted in general discussion

the other day - it was an American flag but where the stars normally are there were the words 'GOP'. I thought it was funny.

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Unperson 309

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Fri Jun-18-04 11:50 PM
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8. Several rebuttals come to mind:

One I saw and like:
"If you can't trust me with a CHOICE...
How can you trust me with a CHILD?! "

or ones of my own invention:

"Hate ABORTIONS? Get rid of
the one in the Oval Office!"

"If it weren't for ABORTIONS,
What would the GOP give their
mistresses for Christmas?"

"I'll pry my RIGHT TO CHOICE
out of your cold dead hands!"

H'mmm.... I like that last one for other stuff, too!

"I'll pry MY COUNTRY'S GOVERNMENT
BACK from your cold dead hands!"

Other possibilities loom with that one! :)

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Interrobang

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Sat Jun-19-04 01:22 AM
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9. How 'bout...

Don't like abortion?
DON'T HAVE ONE!

Don't like abortion?
How many kids have YOU adopted?

EVERY CHILD A WANTED CHILD

I think anyone who would put a bumper sticker like that on their car has a serious problem with Jews anyway...

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