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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:03 PM
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Preacher Hair... Someone Explain It To Me
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:04 PM
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1. The higher the hair,
The closer to God.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:04 PM
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2. Jan Crouch... Good Lord, Woman!
Edited on Fri Jun-18-04 09:07 PM by arwalden
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:08 PM
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5. More Jan...
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jjmalonejr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:05 PM
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3. It's a miracle!
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Bonhomme Richard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:07 PM
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4. Coming from a salesman.......................
It's all about marketing.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:08 PM
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6. Benny Hinn!!!!!
The strangest speech impediment I've ever heard in televangelism....
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:10 PM
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7. I've seen film of Don King
at republican fundraisers. Don has a very religious republican do.
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daligirrl Donating Member (572 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:13 PM
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8. It's all about the hair spray. ..
The more hair spray, bigger hole in the ozone. The bigger the hole in the ozone, the weirder the weather. The weirder the weather, the better rationale for "end times". The closer the end times, the closer the "Rapture". Are you stupid or something?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:15 PM
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9. There is no explanation
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:45 PM
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15. LOL
when I first moved to Dallas I worked second shift; when I got off work I would watch Mr. Tilton on TV and HOWL. Ever see him speak in tongues? I was very disappointed when he was arrested and taken off the air. I see he is back now but he's not nearly as hysterical as he was back then.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:20 PM
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10. If all you see is the hair
and you don't see the light of the soul, then don't trust the preacher. Funny how those who are really Christians usually don't 'preach' the way the hucksters do.
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carpetbagger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:23 PM
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11. Think of them as pimps.
Now does it make sense?
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:24 PM
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12. In all seriousness
Vanity. Look at the flashy suits, dresses, jewelry and wigs (for men and women).
I just wish they'd transform into the drag queens they want to be and be done with it.
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readmylips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 09:25 PM
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13. Jesus' helliport....
This wacko has his do ready for Jesus' landing...landing on his head. The pink lady, who thinks Jesus will fall from the sky, will land comfortably on her pink cotton candy hair. Praise the Lord...the nuts are out of the nut house.
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drb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:24 PM
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14. Phuckin' Benny Hinn - he's gonna be really...
...surprised when he gets to the Great Elevator in the Sky, pushes the "up" button, and it goes straight phukin' down to HELL!
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:52 PM
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16. I heard Benny Hinn is bald.
And baldness + lights from a TV studio + vacuum-tube cameras = burned out tube cameras. I suppose they could spray something on your head as a dulling agent to get rid of the reflection, but you'll notice like Sam Donaldson and Ted Koppel both wear a rug, but I think this one might be a major comb-over. I imagine there are more rugs out there that we'd guess.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:53 PM
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17. That having been said...
...chip cameras have replaced tube cameras somewhat since the eighties or so, so my whole theory could be wrong.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:58 PM
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18. My stepdaughter, who once was a hair stylist, until
she found out there was more money in construction, calls it "helmet hair". I think it's an odd reference because it invokes a military image. Maybe that's what they mean about "Onward Christian Soldiers".
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 11:58 PM
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19. Good Lord! It's the Sydney Opera House!!


RUN!!!!!!

309
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 12:00 AM
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20. Look at the extreme shoulder pads in the jacket....
...the hair could be fake also, there is quite a sweep forward there. Politicians do the same thing, so do actors, it's entertainment and illusion and yes it's also deception. Just another wolf in sheep's clothing.
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