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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:38 PM
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Does anyone here use mobile virgins?
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:39 PM
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1. Virgins are no fun.
And if those two are virgins, then I'm a female Elvis impersonator.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:41 PM
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4. virgins are VERY fun
believe me :)

I know firsthand
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:57 PM
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6. How about a few bars of "Suspicious Minds"?
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:40 PM
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2. I guess that would be better than using immobile virgins.
:+
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:58 PM
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7. Well, this is true
Or so I've heard. :-)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:41 PM
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3. How quaint...
You think they're virgins...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:59 PM
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8. Well, that's what they told me last night
:-(

I feel so...so....so used
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:03 PM
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9. Now, now... no reason to feel that way, sweetie.
- 'Cause if you really think those two are virginal you were obviously born yesterday!




P.S. - Been missing you lately, cutie. :hug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:14 PM
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11. Not born yesterday...born
eleven days from yesterday (minus a few decades). :-)

:loveya:

Been missing you, too. :-(
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:16 PM
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13. D'oh!!
That's right!! You're about to become even older and more decripit!!!

Have a congratulatory root beer:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:19 PM
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15. I am so rooted!
:D

NOTE to any passing residents of the Lands Down Under: shut up


Thank you! 'Twas indeed a marvellous elixir. I feel younger, too.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:33 PM
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18. Hey, -
I'm no resident of the antipodean isles and I still know what that means. :spank:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:55 PM
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20. Ow!
Apparently I am well and truly in that condition....

One more time -- you missed a spot. :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:58 PM
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22. Oh, - I know how much you've missed my
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:49 PM
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5. .......
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boxster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:08 PM
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10. Well said!
:silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:17 PM
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14. I think that we can all go along with the sentiments echoed by the
party of the first part, and I agree -- wholeheartedly, indeed -- with that surmisal and all of the benevolent wisdom that my agreement agrees with in terms of the party of the first part and their succinct statment to the effect that I and, I think, everyone here gathered, will go along -- wholeheartedly, indeed -- with what is, in fact, actually and indubitably a concise encapsulation of the entire thing, a summary that I think that I agree with myself is -- wholeheartedly, indeed -- a darned good thing.
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:15 PM
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12. Two hot chicks that are virgins????
Ha! I fail to buy that!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:19 PM
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16. Okay, no buy, but how about renting?
:P
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:24 PM
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17. Sure. I'd love to rent them for the night.
;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:55 PM
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19. Isn't it true that they can be used only once?
:shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:55 PM
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21. Not in LA
:D

Of course, there're none to be found in LA...
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:00 PM
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23. Umm.... er..... mmmm..
I gave at the office?
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