DU EXCLUSIVE!!! Exclusive photos from Matcom's BBQ!!!!

belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:23 PM
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DU EXCLUSIVE!!! Exclusive photos from Matcom's BBQ!!!!

Here we have Matcom hard at work before the big event....

Next, we have Will Pitt posing for the gals... or so he says. Word going around is that it was just his sick perverted way of luring Matcom's puppy in for the kill

More exclusive photos on the way from our intrepid undercover reporters.....

COMING SOON!!! Order yours now and avoid the rush!!!

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supernova

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:26 PM
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1. OMG! What's wrong with the guy in the 2nd pic?

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 05:28 PM by supernova

Did he lose a lot of weight and have alot of extra skin? !?

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Spider Jerusalem

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:29 PM
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2. Looks like the poor lad...

was born with a terrible birth defect. Testicles of unnatural and enormous size, located in the thoracic region...as you can see from the loose flesh, they were required to castrate. But they couldn't remove the empty sack, what with the danger of taking vital artery with it...

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 05:37 PM
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3. I wonder if his prayers worked trying to get that barbeque to work?

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 05:37 PM by Teddy_Salad

I don't understand why the need for the prayers, looks brand spankin' new to me. :silly:

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Wonk

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Sat Jun-19-04 06:01 PM
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4. Looks like VelmaD had one too many wobbly-pops...

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:18 PM
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7. Nice a...

eh nevermind. It is just too easy.

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Nevernose

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:24 PM
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11. Looks suspiciously like my ex-wife

Normally, I wouldn't go in ofr ex-wife jokes, as they're almost as cliched as mother-in-law jokes.

I'm serious, though. You've got the public nudity, the empty beer bottles...

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 07:56 PM
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5. Looks like a hot time tonight

I will bring the Cheesy puffs.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:17 PM
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6. I'm not sure which DUer this is...

but he needs some fashion sense. Only at Matcom's party would you see this.

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ForrestGump

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:20 PM
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9. Hey, I can't help it if I need a neckstrap to help support the tremendous

mass of my personal components... :-(

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:22 PM
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10. That is just disturbing, and frightening

I am not going to be able to sleep tonight. :puke:

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Paradise

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:22 AM
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68. lol! :) nt

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:25 PM
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12. This guy could use a little fashion advice too

Could it be the Mighty Matcom in his superhero costume? Inquiring minds wanna know :D

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AlCzervik

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:29 PM
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14. Who ever that guy is

i envy his self confidence.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:19 PM
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8. The second DUer has lost some serious weight.

So much so that he needs some reconstructive surgery.

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Just Me

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:28 PM
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13. BWAHAHAHA *OMG MY BELLY HURTS*!!!

Freakin' crack me open!!!!

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:32 PM
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15. It gets worse.

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:35 PM
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16. Yeah well, the neighbors aren't going to be happy

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 08:59 PM by belladonna

Check out what they did to the poor little pooch next door.... perverts :grr:

For anyone who doesn't get it :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1298322

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Just Me

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:46 PM
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19. GRRRRR,....but, he seems quite,...relaxed and without worry. n/t

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:39 PM
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17. Now that is just wrong.

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 08:39 PM by texas1928

Somebody needs to tell that guy to keep the goodies hidden.

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Just Me

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:44 PM
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18. NO warranty could be guaranteed on that sling *LOL*. n/t

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:47 PM
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20. Imodium AD

Cause you never know when your Diarrhea will return.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 08:49 PM
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21. I hope the guy has good

hygiene.

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:04 PM
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22. Well now you have seen an example of

Butt Floss, well his crack should be clean.

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:05 PM
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23. Methinks you are obsessing on the butt floss a little TOO much

Stop it :spank:

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:07 PM
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24. Well ok

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 09:08 PM by texas1928

Nice sand I like the blue umbrella. How can you not fixate on it, it is in the center of the picture. It is called the human problem of having to gross yourself out all the time, why do you think we rubber neck at car crashes. we want to see the gore.

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:09 PM
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25. Funny thing... I glanced at the butt floss exactly once

And haven't looked at it since. 'Nuff said :D

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:11 PM
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26. Well aren't we missus special

want a cookie?

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:11 PM
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27. here is a site for you

http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:06 PM
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40. Those tits are a bit...

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 11:06 PM by Maestro

too colorful and feathery for me.

How about these:

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:09 PM
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42. Those are nice but here is the big dilemma

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:13 PM
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47. saline

It just feels more natural.

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:40 PM
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65. Water works just as well

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Paradise

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:30 AM
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71. OMG! nt

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Teddy_Salad

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Sun Jun-20-04 07:06 PM
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76. I only have two words to say to that...

Good. Grief.!

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WilliamPitt

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:33 PM
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28. Somebody pick that wedge.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:53 PM
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35. Be my guest but wear

GLOVES!

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terrya

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:11 PM
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43. Oh, Dear GOD...I think that guy is sort of hot looking!!!

Eeeeeeeek!

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:26 PM
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58. Oh no!

My sister-in-law is an optometrist if you need an appointment. ;)

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Paradise

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:24 AM
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69. rofl! :) nt

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havocmom

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:53 PM
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29. Get a tire patch to the guy in the second picture!

Looks like he has a serious air leak.

When fully inflated, does he work the Macy's parade?

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 09:55 PM
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30. I believe so....I saw him right behind Elmo last year.

Not a pretty sight, I can tell you.

And this guy in that pic above, was even worse!

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Paradise

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:27 AM
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70. lol! precious! :) nt

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:34 PM
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31. Is this type of lewd behavior really permitted in Massachusetts?

I have it on good authority that this is actually DU's very own Lynnesin chaining up DU's very own Will Pitt!

The puritans would be flabbergasted!

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:45 PM
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32. Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone ends up in the ER

With an x-ray that looks like THIS....

Just who is this DU'er and will he ever walk normally again? Stay tuned....

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King Of Paperboys

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:50 PM
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33. Ahhhh! The pause that refreshes!

This is some fucked-up shit, here. Seriously.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:51 PM
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34. I'm not sure, but

I think Teddy_Salad and Texas1928 have had too much to drink at the BBQ. Although look at all the poeple at the party!

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:54 PM
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36. Hey, I can't help that he had to many of BD's Margarita's

I was trying to get away from him.

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:58 PM
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37. Don't lie! That's you trying to pull my pants down!

Ummmmm.....on second thoughts, maybe that's not me at all.

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 10:59 PM
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38. No that is you trying to pull my pants down stop playing

like you don't remember. You were not that drunk, just horny.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:02 PM
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39. OMG!

Teddy_Salad if you're horny, lookee here! It's a nicer view than Texas1928.

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:13 PM
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46. I must admit that is a nicer view than Texas1928 but.....

I have to ask.

Why does she wear such large knickers?

Sheesh! I've seen ones like those on my grannies washing line!

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:16 PM
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48. I wanna meet your Nanny!

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:20 PM
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51. Really? Well here's a pic of her to whet your curiosity

This was taken at a family reunion we had a few years back.

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:25 PM
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55. well this is me with my nanny.

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:27 PM
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60. If I were you were

I'd breastfeed for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time!

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:31 PM
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62. Welll I guess I have to stop breast feeding now

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:25 PM
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56. Yep, still wanna meet her.

and I need to ask her what her secret is so I can tell my wife!

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:17 PM
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49. Glad to see they made good use of my directions to Matcom's house

I'll post the directions again now for anyone who wants to crash the party..... just look for this sign and you're THERE :D

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:24 PM
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53. Now that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:27 PM
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59. Ohhh... thanks for that

May I have another? Pleeeaaaasse? :D

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Teddy_Salad

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:33 PM
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63. Absolutely

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:24 PM
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54. OMG

:wow: Stick to the human species!

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belladonna

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:26 PM
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57. Tell Matcom and Pitt that

I just report the news... they're the sick perverts making it :scared:

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Submariner

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Sun Jun-20-04 07:35 PM
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77. I guess this is what we would have found, eh?

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Teddy_Salad

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Sun Jun-20-04 07:44 PM
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78. Hey! A New Zealander!!!

Haven't seen one of them in ages. :evilgrin:

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:07 PM
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41. I ask this question everyday

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:11 PM
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44. Check this out.

Which is it? I'm confused. :shrug:

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:18 PM
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50. Me trying to get through that intersection

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:50 PM
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67. This is right down the street from there.

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markses

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Sun Jun-20-04 09:48 AM
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75. $1.46 a gallon?!?

That's gotta be photshopped! ;-)

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:13 PM
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45. Or...

Which way?

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:23 PM
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52. Look at the headline from this paper

Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 11:24 PM by Maestro

I found this in Matcom's bathroom.

As if they had a chance of not being dead. :shrug:

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:29 PM
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61. Did you see this sign outside

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Maestro

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:34 PM
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64. Yeah Matcom can be sort of gruff

at times. But at least there are no bitches at his parties. ;)

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texas1928

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Sat Jun-19-04 11:46 PM
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66. Well I ate so much at the BBQ I had to find a gym

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Magrittes Pipe

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:30 AM
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72. Most disturbing. Lounge thread. Ever.

:scared:

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Maestro

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:36 AM
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73. Talk to Matcom

He invited us.

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Dogmudgeon

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Sun Jun-20-04 08:50 AM
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74. I heard it out here in Philly

Can't you kids keep your damn rock and roll music down?

It's not music, it's noise!

People are trying to sleep, y'know!

:)

--bkl

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