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thebigmansentme Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:49 AM
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wtf
caption this 'speech' from yesterday
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thebigmansentme Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 03:55 AM
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1. i actually
have a plan for getting the military vote:

say - my first act as a commander in chief will be to get rid of the berets and go back to normal caps. 90% of army people hate these berets with a passion.
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:18 AM
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4. yep, you are right
many do hate the berets
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:30 AM
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2. so girls, looking forward to your deployment
have you heard it's 115 and there are sand fleas and spiders as long as your arm??
have a nice trip!
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 04:39 AM
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3. glad 'yer' goin'
instead of my daughters, yep, I found a nice safe place fer my daughters, just like my daddy did for me
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Fear Donating Member (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:45 AM
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5. very sad, VERY sad :(
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thebigmansentme Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:42 PM
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6. so


are you the next jessica lynch or lyndie england ?
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doni_georgia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:46 PM
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7. Just a question - does the guy only own one tie?
This is the same tie he wore on 9/11 - actually looks like the entire outfit from 9/11. What is this his uniform?
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TrustingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:51 PM
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8. he only has two...
the one you see here and the pyscho-delic one he wears on SOTU addresses to give viewers epilepsy fits.

I think a hemp rope shade would bring out the colour in his eyes better....
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:53 PM
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9. Thannnnksch fer helpin' me shtand up. heh heh.
yoouuuuu allll are shooor preeeety heh heh ... whooopsh, I almosh tripped HIC!
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onecitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 05:58 PM
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10. OOooeeeeee!
That's funny GG!
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 06:13 PM
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11. "This is the only place in the Seattle area where I can show my face"
Edited on Sat Jun-19-04 06:13 PM by flamingyouth
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-19-04 07:16 PM
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12. I'm the Commander inChief...
Prove that you are wearing bras and panties under those sexy uniforms! hic, burrrppppp.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:02 AM
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13. W is thinking: what are th odds ... out of this huge gathering, two of the
Edited on Sun Jun-20-04 11:26 AM by cosmicdot
best looking of the troops end up by my side ... this luck makes photo-ops so easy ... even those blurred lights in the back look like a stained-glass church window ....

then, W sez: hey, since Rove says I have to court your support for PR purposes ... what ya'll say we kick this party up a notch ... my good buddy, John McCain is here, too ... maybe we can work out something ... like, would you rather be sent to North Korea or Iran?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:05 AM
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14. both women are thinking
must...resist...urge...to go...for....my....sidearm
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:09 AM
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15. Tell me, ladies....
have you ever seen a commander in chief naked?
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:11 AM
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16. "Hey, ladies...
... I fucked Texas, I fucked America... I can fuck you, too! Don't misunderestimate me... I can fuck anybody I want! Don't believe me? Just wait until it's time for you to go home... you'll find out how hard I fucked you!"
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:19 AM
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17. Good one!! n/t
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 11:33 AM
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18. Thank you, thank you.
I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the tofu veal.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 10:13 AM
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19. “We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.”
from King Henry’s speech before the battle of Agincourt

Act 4, scene 3, line 60, King Henry
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King Of Paperboys Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-21-04 10:15 AM
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20. That's Henry, Part V
;)
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