The Ultimate "Your Music Sucks" Test

If I'm in my car and the windows are rolled up and I'm listening to "traffic-n-weather" reports and your car is facing me on the OPPOSITE side of the intersection and I can still hear your music playing.... IT SUCKS.

If I'm in my home and my windows are closed and the TV is playing and I can hear (and feel) your bass beat as you drive by... then YOUR MUSIC SUCKS.

If I can't understand the English words: IT SUCKS.

If it doesn't have a tune that's "hummable": IT SUCKS.

If the video can only be played on MTV after 10PM and it still has "censored" pixelized areas: IT SUCKS!

-- Allen

Can anyone add anything else?

IT SUCKS.

Clash, Blondie, Talking Heads, the Sex Pistols....

Topic: if I can duplicate the singing/instrumentals . . . it SUCKS! (I have no musical talent.)

If the "lyrics" are just people screaming as loud as they can . . . it SUCKS!

Hey, this is fun! :D

and tho they suck now they didn't used to!

arwalden is listening to music. It sucks! ;)

..is blonde AND her navel is showing it sucks.

IT SUCKS!!!

Van Halen, not Van Hagar!!!!!!!!!

There, I feel better.

Before Back in Black.

Perhaps it is the exception that proves the rule.

Personally, I think Brian Johnson sings like a cartoon duck, but that's just me.

Perhaps the ruling would be replacement while still living.

YOU FUCKING SUCK.

(even if it really IS Michael Bolton or Rod Stewart)... then it SUCKS!

EXCEPTION: Kim Carnes.

YOU FUCKING SUCK HARDER BECAUSE CHRISTIAN ROCK IS THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

..it sucks.

YOU SUCK!

the end

IT SUCKS! :P

Rice rice baby!

Artists seldom have control over whether their album art sucks or not.

For an example, let's take... I dunno...

THE BEATLES!!!!

Group photo... okay, fairly representative of albums of the time...



Group photo...



Group photo...



Group photo! How daring!



Group photo, except it's trippy... Ooh, trippy.



Scary. This looks like the winning entry from a fan art contest in Tiger Beat.



Honestly, what IS this shit?



Obviously reflective of the strong contemporary influence of the "Fuck it, it'll sell anyway" school.


Does this wretched display invalidate the contents of the records? Heavens no. And to give you an idea of what the boys had to cope with, this awesome cover was rejected by Capitol:

IT SUCKS

IT SUCKS.

You've pretty much summed up all the music my neighbors listen to, particularly when they are driving slowly down the street in their pimped out rides. :-)

...and they are still touring as that band, they suck.

Even if they didn't suck before, the minute that one member goes on the "I've got a car payment due" tour, they cross the line into suckage.