Cow In Police Custody Linked To Headless Chicken Case

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And you think YOU get strange phone calls ...

Bill Downs called to tell me that Eaton County sheriff's deputies were holding his cow as a material witness in the case of the decapitated chicken.

"They've got it locked up in Charlotte," Downs said, sounding more relieved than alarmed.

Eaton County Sheriff Rick Jones confirmed Monday that he had Downs' 300-pound concrete bovine lawn ornament, but preferred to call it "evidence of a theft" rather than a "material witness."

Said Jones: "While investigating the missing chicken head, the cement cow was located in the possession of one of the suspects."

The sheriff added: "It certainly is a strange story."

http://www.lsj.com/columnists/schneider/040622_john_1b.html

a bar and restaurant in Potterville

Oh GOd so many ways to go with that.

I wonder if George Bailey ever frequented that establishment (Potterville?)

Let's see what to order.........uh I think I will have the gizzards combo please.

http://www.gizzardcity.com/index.htm



Damn the Gizzardfest and Karoake Showdown was Friday night WE MISSED IT!!!

Mark your calendars for the 2004 GizzardFest and the Karaoke Showdown
Picture at top right
http://ajradio.com/news.htm

leave it to you Jeff to find the IMPORTANT stories 'behind' the stories :D

:beer::gizzard::beer:

(See picture of hen laying egg on Gizzard City site.)


What is it with you and eggs? :shrug:

Actually Gizzardfest seems to be quite the wholesome family community event.

http://www.gizzardcity.com/id28.htm

The artery hardening menu (check out the Reasons to Eat at Joes)
http://www.gizzardcity.com/id15.htm

:bounce:

:D

Also, nice note about Sears replacing that guy's grill. That was cool of them.