Hey, look, another * joke:

* steps off Marine One in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says "Sir, those are very nice pigs, sir!"

The resident tries to salute back, saying "These are not just pigs, sailor, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Cheney, and another for Rummy."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says "Yes, sir! Excellent trade sir!" :D

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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really
cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked
out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking
about football, baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really
cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time.

As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

Is feeling the pressure of the campaign so he decides to ditch his secret service detail and disguise himself and walk around DC a bit to de-stress himself. He happens upon a comedy club and goes in. The main act is a ventriloquist and his dummy, and their whole routine is nothing but, "George Bush is so stupid" jokes.

After 15 minutes of this, Bush can't stand it anymore. He jumps to his feet, whips off his disguise and says, "I'm the president of the United States, and I deserve more respect than this!"

The ventriloquist is flabbergasted and starts to stammer an apology.

Bush interrupts, yelling, "I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee there!"

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Sees Stevie Wonder, and waves to him. Thinks to himself, "Snobby jerk. He didn't even wave back!"

But I shudder at the thought of any little animals being left in W's care.