Can you believe it? MORE freeper jokes!

Q: What does a freeper woman do when she first wakes up?
A: She goes home.

Q: How can you tell the freeper at a cockfight?
A: He enters the duck.
Q: How can you tell there's another freeper at the cockfight?
A: He bets on the duck.
Q: How can you tell Karl Rove was behind the cockfight?
A: The duck wins.

Q: What does a freeper do when he gets out of the shower?
A: He takes off his clothes.

Q: What do you when a freeper throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull out the pin and throw it back.

They went to get some Budweiser. When they came out they found they'd locked their keys in the car.

"Guess we're gonna have to break a window, one of you dumb-asses left the top down and we gotta get in to put it up before it starts raining."

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A freeper's kid convinces the neighbor kid that pushing the outhouse over the side of the hill would be fun.

Later, the freeper calls his kid in. "Son, did you push the outhouse over the hill? Remember the story of George Washington. When he cut down the cherry tree, his father asked him if he did it. George said 'I cannot tell a lie; I did it' and he didn't get in any trouble at all. Now, did you push the outhouse over the hill?"

The freeper kid said "I cannot tell a lie, I did it." The freeper beat the kid to within an inch of his life.

"But father, you said George Washington told the truth and he didn't get in trouble at all!"

"George Washington's father wasn't sitting in the cherry tree, either."

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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
"What's a light bulb?"

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A freeper returned a cookbook.

"What's wrong with the cookbook?"

"I can't use any of these recipes. They all start with 'in a clean dish.'"

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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

On his teeth.

Yellow in front, brown in back.

Oh, boy, doughnut seeds!

"THIEF!!!"