The Wicked Cool flame another DUer thread

have fun, flame away (but be somewhat polite about it)

Isn't that a lot like dry humping?

hmmm...

NSMA is a very gracious nymph.

HA!HA! I called her a nymph.

Yep...just like dry humping.

Thank you Shakespeare!!!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

People who need a gun to hunt an animal are pussies who take the sportsmanship out of hunting
People who need a gun for "protection" are pussies that should learn to fight
People who need a gun to feel powerful are pussies with penis issues.

here, have a bottle and a blankie.

babies!

:eyes:

YOU SISSY PANTS.

I hope you get set on the doorstep of the world and everyone has a stomp.

you no washing, flatulating butthead.

freezing them in your freezer only to eat later as a tasty frozen skid mark treat!

okay that didn't turn out like i wanted.

ASS!! ppffffft!

Come on you can't even get a put down right. You know ranch owning wanna be.

damn.

Now I know you are a freeper troll.

Gimme a break, I'm not awake yet.

I THINK YOU ARE ALL FREEPER TROLLS!!! You would not know a good vote if it bit you on the ass.






How was that?

:eyes:

:evilgrin:

flares phase!!!!!!!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

:crazy: :hurts: :wow: :nuke: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :freak:

Whoever wrote it deserves a Nobel Prize.

:shrug:

Didn't mean to kill the momentum of the thread, but i couldn't help but post that. It makes me laugh every time I read it.

the ego-boost thread sinks to the bottom.

huh? HUH?! well I'll TELL you what it says. it says that you all are a bunch of wankers! and your shoes are ugly!

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

:cry:

that was my impression of texas1928. heehee! BURN!

pickles want to be.

my monkey and your monkey were hanging out clothes.
My monkey punched your monkey right in the nose.

GET it?? duh.

Come on put'em up put'em up. ya big sissy.

YUCK GAG GAG GAG :puke:

and I hope I hit your shoes.

Yeah! LynneSin is a dingbat. :P

Pluss, enyone spels beter then XNASA. :D