California DUer admires the big, red, throbbing thing

that rests between ForrestGump's legs. NSMA, right there in public view in a street paved by taxpayer donations, gently stroked it and waxed eloquent on its sheen, color, and general form as she ran her fingers along its length. At one point she looked about to enthusiastically straddle it with one practiced motion -- well, not that practiced, given that I believe it's been a while since she rode one -- but it was not to be on this day. It is big enough and powerful enough, though, to easily thrill two at once when she feels born to be wild.

Black leather was involved, by the way. And sweat. Lots of sweat.

Unfortunately, ForrestGump's time was limited but he was at least able to devote some time to properly savoring the perfection of NSMA's tender ribs.


























Aforementioned big, red, throbbing thing...

It's a nice one. :hi:

:D

But will she be shocked?

But I was, I'll tell you for sure. :-)


I may never wash the hand that I lay upon the hood of her car. Oh, holy ground! Oh, sacred metal!

I was tempted to touch her as I left the So-Cal DU gathering, but your well over 6' so the survival instinct kicked in.. But just like President Jimmy I lusted in my heart.
It was good meeting you
P-B

I hope. :o

Great to meet you, too!

Sorry about that unhinged piece of screaming in which I accused you of being a Freeper. Try rinsing with lots of cold water to get the chicken blood and ashes out... :D

You had the RIBS. And I missed the party in LA. Damn it. :(

I promise I'll be at the next one!:hi:

I sampled NSMA's delectable contributions, and that'd be true even if she didn't have her four-inch stiletto heel spiking into the back of my neck as she yanked hard on the leash and thrust my face into the plate of ribs and...


Mercy. I'm getting the vapors...

:o

...guess its cold shower time :)

:D

I mean, either that or being married...

Oh to wrap my legs around it and scream with delight at it's force of power. I wanted to hop on it and rock...if the neighbors weren't watching, I may very well have kissed it.

Glad you liked my ribs and that other delicacy....sometime I'll have to let you try my tacos.

Oh..and your big red throbbing thing is rather discreetly proportional to your hulking frame, all innuendo aside.

The smelling salts don't seem to be working. Nurse, get me NSMA's soft taco, STAT!

The big red throbbing thing will fall over and you KNOW what consternation that will cause me

I can't even imagine the potential consequences.


For a start, they'd repossess your toaster... :P

to help you get it back up after that...it's an altruistic thing I have for your big red throbbing thing

starts to move downward under its own mass, well, it makes me go down fast and hard. Those four strokes are pretty heavy, you know. It does help to maintain a firm grip on the clip-ons...otherwise, danger, danger, danger to the structural integrity and cosmetic welfare of my not-so-little red helmet.

Your ribs are just incredible, thank you.

IT was great meeting you, glad you enjoyed..it was a labor of love :D

What sort of tacos?
( :slaver: :drool: :fidget: )

tell me about the leather again?