I just walked into my bathroom and, stuck to the side of the toilet,

Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:00 AM
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I just walked into my bathroom and, stuck to the side of the toilet,

there was an ICE CREAM SANDWICH WRAPPER!

Go ahead. Ask me anything.

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Gothic Sponge

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:04 AM
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1. Felix is not happy!

Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 12:05 AM by Gothic_Sponge

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SmileyBoy

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:23 AM
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7. Do doo-do doo-doo do-doooooo... Do-do doooo do-do doooo dooooo...

Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 12:23 AM by northwest

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Reverend_Smitty

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:06 AM
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2. Well you know the old saying...

There is never a wrong time for an ice cream sandwhich...actually I just made that one up...but seriously, how the hell did it get there??

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:08 AM
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4. Ok here's how

Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 12:09 AM by Moonbeam_Starlight

Being as he's the only male in this house, I tracked down my husband. I brought him to said toilet. Pointed at Blue Bell ice cream sandwich wrapper stuck to side of toilet.

He laughed. Pulled it off, threw it away. Admitted to eating one WHILE sitting on toilet.

Reminds me of the George Carlin line: "you know what's weird? Sitting on the toilet, eating a chocolate bar."

My hubby's funny.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:16 AM
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5. There's just something that is so wrong about that

you would think that he would try and hide the evidence. Was he eating the ice cream sandwich and all of the sudden get the urge to go...or was this a planned event, like "you know what would make this shit even better?...an ice cream sandwhich!" Because I can understand the first reason, but the latter is just inexcusable :P

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:23 AM
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8. He apparently decided

to have a "class A download" as he calls it (former Army and grub was called class A) and just made a detour into the kitchen thinking he'd just have himself an ice cream sandwich whilst doing it.

Crazy guy, I know.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:25 AM
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10. Different strokes for different folks...

I guess :shrug:

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XanaDUer

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:06 AM
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3. That's as cool as when my dog crapped on a frog.

Why are all the interesting things toilet related?

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Career Prole

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:18 AM
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6. Glad that comma was in the subject line!

I read "I just walked into my bathroom and, stuck to the side of the toilet", and my first thought was "Damn! That toilet needs a cleaning if folks are stickin' to it, eh?"
Since the comma was there and the sticker was an ice cream wrapper I'll ask a different one...your initials wouldn't match the first two letters of the town you live in, would they? I know someone named Moonbeam, is all...:D

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:24 AM
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9. Eh my name isn't actually Moonbeam

and I live in Texas. Did that help?

Hey you are cool though. Don't think you're not. You are. Cool. Seriously.

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Career Prole

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Mon Jun-28-04 01:59 AM
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15. No no no!! Her nickname is Moonbeam...

...but her real initials match the first two letters of the town she lives in...if you had answered that in the affirmative I would've known the possibility existed that you are someone I know, but...aw heck! Just forget it!:D You must not be her.
Hey, 9 more posts until the big 1000, eh? :bounce:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Jun-28-04 12:58 AM
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11. Did he wash his hands before he flushed?

I mean, who wants to put their hand on a sticky toilet lever?

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Mon Jun-28-04 01:08 AM
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12. He washed his hands before

he went in there, then before he flushed, then after he flushed.

Then once more later for good measure.

You can't wash your hands enough!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Jun-28-04 01:12 AM
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13. Good...

You've chosen your partner wisely. :D

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ForrestGump

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Mon Jun-28-04 01:37 AM
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14. Blue Bell! Pride of Brenham, TX

I love that stuff. Even took the factory tour.

Your husband's naughty, but you can't deny that he's got good taste.

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