Then there's a slight chance he'd lose Oklahoma, too. Rush would still put up a red/blue map proving how * had really won the election and had "most" of the country supporting him, though.
7. Nah, they'd just claim that the baby was askin' for it.
That defense goes a long way in Texas and Wyoming. Hell, might give him the lock on Tennesse and West Virginia for that matter. As long as he didn't marry the baby (assuming that the baby was male), he'd be safe.
11. If Bush announced himself to be the devil incarnate...
William Kristol would write that the devil has gotten a bum rap. Wolf Blitzer would point out that Satan gets a lot of respect and has special powers. And Rush would say, "He's not really evil. It's an act. He's playing a part. C'mon folks, this is politics. Who better to run against the democrats? And he's great fun at parties."
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