Anthem for a Whistle Ass

He's So Loathsome I Could Cry

(Sung to the tune of I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry. My apologies to Hank Williams or whoever wrote the original - DYEW)



See the loathsome whistle ass
He sounds too drunk to walk
His feeble brain is dark and slow
He's so loathsome I could cry

I've never seen a night so long
When bombs fell on Baghdad
The loon just wet his pants and said
I hope more Mohammeds fry

Did you ever see a whistle ass
When the troops begin to die
He's mean and doesn't give a shit
He's so loathsome I could cry

The silence of a falling bomb
Lights up the Arabian sky
And as he wonders who else will die
He's so loathsome I could cry

See the loathsome whistle ass
He sounds too drunk to walk
His feeble brain is dark and slow
He's so loathsome I could cry

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I like it, I like it, but I was thinking of something simpler, like the Andy Griffith Show theme, LOL!;)

You ought to see if Weird Al Yankovich wants to record it!
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Now I'm turning red.

I've just had the first line stuck in my head all day and had to do something with it. Thanks for the encouragement.

Georgie Bushie Stole his Job;
And All the Repubs Knowed it;
Stuck a Whistle Up His Arse;
And All The GOPers Blowed It!

Them's purty words. Right on!