|
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend Bookmark this thread |
This topic is archived. |
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge |
battleknight24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:17 AM Original message |
Let me clarify... HOW CAN I GET LAID MORE OFTEN... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
maggrwaggr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. hire hookers |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
2. Well, you might start by changing your approach to the situation. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:19 AM Response to Original message |
3. Locking in 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:19 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Well, it's actually a "Lack of sex" thread |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:19 AM Response to Original message |
4. turn gay |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
6. Stop worrying about it |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
salinen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:20 AM Response to Original message |
7. Become an egg |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
burrowowl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
8. Lay yourself eom |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
9. be really really good looking |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:24 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. And a complete asshole |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
battleknight24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
10. (Original Poster) You know... nevermind... forget I posted anything... |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
bigbillhaywood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
12. If you are an attractive female, you can come over to my apartment. |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:28 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. With a name like "Bigbillhaywood" I'm sure many would take you up on it |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
Moderator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
14. Locking |
Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top |
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) | Sat May 04th 2024, 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
Advertisements [?] |
Top |
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge |
Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators
Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.
Home | Discussion Forums | Journals | Store | Donate
About DU | Contact Us | Privacy Policy
Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.
© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC