I GIVE UP... How and where can I meet decent single Box Turtles?
Gothic Sponge
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:14 AM
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I GIVE UP... How and where can I meet decent single Box Turtles?
Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 09:14 AM by Gothic_Sponge
I want to get me some hot sexy shell!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:17 AM
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1. There you go...demeaning the sanctity of marriage again!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:17 AM
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2. What do you have to offer in return??
...and why should they be attracted to you?
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:20 AM
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4. Because i've got a bottle of Turtle Wax!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:42 AM
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6. OOOhhh!!! Turtle WAX!!
My, you are prepared, aren't you. I'm sure if you just make that known, the turtles will come running to you!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:52 AM
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11. Perv - you lure them into your den of iniquity and then you make.....
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Fri Jul-16-04 10:01 AM
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14. Get your facts straight!
I lure them into my den of iniquity and then i make sweet love to them! After, i'll turn them into soup. ;)
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Fri Jul-16-04 10:02 AM
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15. You're like the Jeffery Dalhmer of Box Turtles
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Fri Jul-16-04 10:05 AM
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I wish i could change my nick for a day! "Jeffery Dalhmer of Box Turtles"
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:19 AM
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3. SWM seeks SFBT for long term relationship
Do you enjoy munching grass? Spending lazy summer afternoons relaxing inside your shell? If so I'm the partner for you. Long term relationship leading to marriage in mind. Reptiles only need respond
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:43 AM
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8. aren't turtles amphibians??
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:49 AM
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10. Oh, no - Toads, Frogs, and Newts are
Allowing marriage to toads, newts, and frogs would certainly destroy the sanctity of the human-box turtle relationship.
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:22 AM
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5. God hates box turtles! Rev. Fred Phelps told me so!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:54 AM
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How about punk polka?
Polkacide!
http://www.polkacide.com/
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:43 AM
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7. I like chocolate turtles..
...with carmel and peanuts. I've gotten my turtle on many times@!
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:46 AM
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9. Most guys prefer snappers but regular boxes are OK too.
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Fri Jul-16-04 09:57 AM
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13. Easy! Just read this book:
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Fri Jul-16-04 10:03 AM
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16. Here you go. Check this out.
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Fri Jul-16-04 10:09 AM
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18. OH MY GOD TURTLE PORN, I FOUND TURTLE PORN ON THE NET
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