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Kid_A (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:13 AM Original message |
Post your all-time favorite Homer Simpson lines. |
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Zeke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
1. Here You Go... |
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kingdamon (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
2. Beer, the cause of and solution to all of mans problems. n/t |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
3. "Alcohol." |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
4. "He'd better not be in my ass-groove!!" |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
5. Dialog from the high school reunion episode |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
6. "A ghost terrorizing my children is one thing;" |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. hehehe I'd forgotten about that one :) n/t |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
7. "Sweet Merciful CRAP!" |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
9. "Remember when daddy hit the referee with the whisky bottle?" |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:24 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Daddy's down for the day why don't you go capture him some potato salad |
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commander bunnypants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
10. The classic D'OH |
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chelsea0011 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:55 PM Response to Reply #10 |
83. Yes....Admit it. you use it. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
11. "Okay... I was down at Moe's eating mustard packages" |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:26 AM Response to Original message |
13. The time when the family was trying to escape the sheriff |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
14. I guess I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found |
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vivalarev (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:32 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. "Its pronounced NUKE-LE-AR" |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:40 AM Response to Reply #20 |
32. Hate to nitpick ya... |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
15. I've seen teams suck before. . . |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:37 AM Response to Reply #15 |
28. Not the DENVER BRONCOS!!!! |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:38 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Marge you just don't understand football :) n/t |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:29 AM Response to Original message |
16. "If only God were alive to see this!" |
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Tredge (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
17. Soldier: "Name please!" |
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Syrinx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
18. Homer when he was on medical marijuana |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:34 AM Response to Reply #18 |
23. dude, this guy sounds just like Flanders! |
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Nightjock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:41 AM Response to Reply #23 |
33. You forgot to say in YOUR opinion..... |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
19. "Simpson, Homer Simpson!" |
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Toby109 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
21. After a candy machine-induced coma |
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lil-petunia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
22. hey dude, |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
24. "God, you're everywhere. You're omnivorous." |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:36 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. (praying) If you are up there...SAVE ME SUPERMAN! |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:38 AM Response to Reply #26 |
29. "Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!" |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:42 AM Response to Reply #26 |
34. You beat me to it |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
25. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
27. Well, I don't know if it's my favorite, but ... |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
31. Cut..this whole page is cut...GROENIG?! I already cut you....cut...Soo cut |
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Zolok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:45 AM Response to Reply #31 |
38. "Facts?!!... |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:51 AM Response to Reply #31 |
46. Here is one |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Reply #31 |
52. You're cut shushhy...:) |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:28 AM Response to Reply #52 |
72. Cut.......Azaria you're cut....Namath you stay...Shearer, cut............. |
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Tredge (152 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
35. From the Missionary episode |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
36. "Good things don't end with 'eum'. They end with 'mania' ... or 'tarium'." |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:45 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Wow, you're good |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:48 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Well, he's probably about 3 or 4 Fenrises |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:50 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. THAT'S not what I meant |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
39. mmm... floor pie. |
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tcfrogs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:31 PM Response to Reply #39 |
76. One of my faves, too |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
40. "I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am." |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:48 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. LOL |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:50 AM Response to Reply #41 |
44. "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Reply #44 |
63. Did I tell you I once met Matt Groening in college? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:08 AM Response to Reply #63 |
66. Neat! |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:10 AM Response to Reply #66 |
68. I swam once with Pearl Bailey |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:14 AM Response to Reply #68 |
71. LOL! |
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dr.strangelove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
45. Too Many - but here is my favs |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
47. Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!" |
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Nightjock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Reply #47 |
51. LOLOLOL |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Original message |
I named a goldfish I once had Hoju |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
48. "I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming." |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #48 |
54. Uh, it's fah-laming |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
49. I'm not normally a religious man, |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #49 |
64. you got mine! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
50. Marge, old people don't need companionship. |
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Malikshah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
53. Hmmm urninal cakes... |
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LiberalTechie1337 (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
55. I've been a fan of this one since SElection 2000 |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
56. "This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke!" |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
57. "Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage!" |
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cmf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
58. "Me so hungy" |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:29 PM Response to Reply #58 |
75. "I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacriligeous way." |
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cmf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:40 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. That episode is one of my all-time favorites |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
59. "Lisa do I have my pants on?" |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
60. Bioduplication...Nude alien conspiracies... |
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Zolok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:33 AM Response to Reply #60 |
73. "Kill my boss? |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
61. some good ones |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:44 AM Response to Reply #61 |
74. Come, children! |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
62. "Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England." |
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Kid_A (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
65. Here's another fave of mine: |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
67. I am a rageaholic... |
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patcox2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
69. Beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
70. Thats it young lady...I've had enough of your Vassar bashing |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
78. "But Marge, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal..." |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
79. "Trabampoline!!! Trumbopoline!!!" |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:31 PM Response to Reply #79 |
84. "Sax-a-ma-phome ... sax-a-ma-phome." |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
80. Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:41 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. Homer: You know, when I was a boy, |
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bloodyjack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:45 PM Response to Reply #81 |
82. Protest signs on Duff Beer commercial before getting soaked w/ beer: |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
85. "Quit banging my wife!" |
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