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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:50 AM Original message |
The Box Turtle Quote Thread |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
1. "Give Me Box Turtles, or Give Me DEATH!!!" |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. A box turtle for a box turtle leaves the whole world full of box turtles |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
3. Peter Piper picked a peck of box turtles. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
4. I did not have relations with that Box Turtle |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
5. We the box turtles, in order to form a more perfect union |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
6. A box turtle in every pot! |
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Bronco69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
7. I regret that I have but one box turtle to give for my country! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. D'oh! |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
8. I regret that I have but one box turtle to give for my country |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
10. Box turtles and box turtles and box turtles |
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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
11. A box turtle by any other name would still destroy the sanctity of marriage |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
12. "When Better Box Turtles Are Built, Buick Will Build Them" |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
13. If you teach a box turtle to read |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:00 AM Original message |
"A Man's Best Friend is His Box Turtle." |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
14. "Go box turtle yourself!" |
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Az_lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
15. If it walks like a Box Turtle, yawns like a Box Turtle, it is a Box Turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
16. "We Need to Make the Box Turtle Higher" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
17. "A Woman Without a Man is Like a Box Turtle Without a Bicycle" |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
18. The Box Turtle Stops Here! |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
19. It's the box turtle, stupid! |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
20. We have nothing to fear but box turtles themselves |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
21. ***singing *** "Oh Give Me a Home, Where The Box Turtles Roam...." |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
22. "Do you, Rick, take this box turtle to be your lawfully wedded...spouse?" |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
23. Fool me once... Shame on.. Shame on my box turtle... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
24. "Rarely is the question asked: "Is our box turtles learning?" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
25. "A Box Turtle is a Terrible Thing to Waste" |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
26. I know how hard it is for you to put food on your box turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
27. "Ask Not What Your Box Turtle Can Do For You..." |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
28. A box turtle in time...saves nine. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
29. I Want My Box Turtle Back!!! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. I am a Box Turtle...from the Box Turtle Wing...of the Box Turtle Party. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:08 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Yeeeeeeeeboxturtleaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:11 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Now, if you could photoshop that onto the body of a box turtle... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
30. "Box Turtles Don't Kill People - PEOPLE Kill People" |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:33 AM Response to Reply #30 |
70. People WITH BOX TURTLES kill people, dammit! n/t |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
32. "When Box Turtles Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Box Turtles" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
33. A Box Turtle In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
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prole_for_peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:16 AM Response to Reply #33 |
47. Dammit, |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
35. A box turtle a day will keep the doctor away |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:11 AM Response to Original message |
37. "The British government has learned that box turtles recently sought..... |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
38. El Rushbo here, with talent on loan from a box turtle |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:13 AM Response to Reply #38 |
41. That's the very best one!!!! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Greetings, Conversationalists All Across The Fruited Box Turtle.... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:48 PM Response to Reply #38 |
132. EIB = "Excellence in Box Turtles" |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
39. "I am a war box turtle." |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
40. "I Could Have Been a Box Turtle!" |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
42. You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a box turtle. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:14 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Hey! Two box turtles with but a single thought! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:16 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Great Box Turtles Thing Alike |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:21 AM Response to Reply #44 |
52. oops. did i repeat? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. The box turtle that hesitates is lost! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:56 PM Response to Reply #52 |
135. We Probably Posted at Just About The Same Time |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
43. It takes a village to raise a box turtle. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
48. "We'll Make Him a Box Turtle He Can't Refuse" |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
49. All your box turtles are belong to us. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
50. "With God as My Witness, I Thought Box Turtles Could Fly!" |
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ClintonTyree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
51. One box turtle..................... |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
54. "You make me a better box turtle." |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:23 AM Response to Reply #54 |
58. "You make me feel like a natural box turtle..." |
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ClintonTyree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
55. We............... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
56. A Day Without Box Turtles Is Like a Day Without Sunshine |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
57. They hate us for our box turtles |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
59. "Now, watch this box turtle." (w/ photo) |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:32 AM Response to Reply #59 |
69. A somewhat more G-rated link. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #59 |
72. OK - What Club Would You Use for the Next Shot???? |
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MallRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:38 AM Response to Reply #72 |
74. A very, very delicate one. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
60. Is that a box turtle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
61. "Damn The Box Turtles - Full Speed Ahead!!!" |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
62. The business of America is box turtles |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:25 AM Response to Reply #62 |
63. "What's Good for General Box Turtles Is Good For America" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
64. "Merrill Lynch is Bullish on Box Turtles" |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
65. She's the marrying kind of box turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
66. "What This Country Needs is a Good Five-Cent Box Turtle" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
67. "I Never Met a Box Turtle I Didn't Like" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
68. Last Night, I Shot a Box Turtle In My Pajamas |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:34 AM Response to Original message |
71. Get Your Hands Off My Box Turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
73. "You Can Have My Box Turtle... |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
75. Houston, we have a box turtle. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
76. "I'm Not a Box Turtle!" |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
77. Luke, use the box turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:47 AM Response to Reply #77 |
80. And May The Box Turtle Be With You!!! |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:51 AM Response to Reply #80 |
83. Luke, hhhhhh, I AM your Box Turtle! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
78. "I'll Get YOU, My Pretty - And Your Little Box Turtle, Too!!" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
79. That's One Small Step for a Box Turtle.... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
81. "Mr. Gorbachev...TEAR DOWN THIS BOX TURTLE!" |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
82. Try thinking out of the box turtle |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
84. Box turtle, box turtle, you tore your dress |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
85. NAMBLA - North American Man-Boxturtle Love Association |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:58 AM Response to Reply #85 |
87. ***singing*** "Billy Jean is Not My Box Turtle..." |
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demwing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
86. "Four Score And Seven Box Turtles Ago...." |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
88. Box turtles are my anti-drug |
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mrboba1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
89. We will get those box turtle-doers... |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
90. Outside of a box turtle, a book is man's best friend |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
91. "A kiss on the hand can be quite continental, but box turtles are a girl's |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
92. "Say It With Box Turtles" |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
93. "For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten box turtle... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:20 PM Response to Reply #93 |
94. "Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Box Turtle" |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:31 PM Response to Reply #94 |
163. he fed them with five loaves and two box turtles (more) |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
95. "Let Them Eat Box Turtles" |
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
96. "Leave the gun, take the box turtle..." |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
97. "When life gives you box turtles, make box-turtle soup." |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
98. First in war, first in peace, first in the box turtles of his countrymen |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
99. Are you hateful liberals mocking me? I'm calling Ashcroft on all of you! |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
100. Workers of the world unite! |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
101. Damn the box turtles, full speed ahead! |
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AlGore-08.com (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
102. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with boxturtlekind: it is abomination |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:59 PM Response to Reply #102 |
111. Hey.. you beat me to it |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
103. We few, we happy few, we band of box turtles |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
104. The box turtles, you can't handle the box turtles |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
105. We choose to do these things not because they are box turtles |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
106. Old box turtles never die, they just fade away. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
107. God created Adam and Eve |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
108. "Remember the box turtle!" |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
109. And God said.... let there be box turtles |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
110. I'm no friggin' monument to box turtles!! |
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RoadRunner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
112. Life is like a box turtle, you never know whatcha' gunna' get. |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
113. "Ask not what your box turtle can do for you -- ask what you can do..." |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
114. There are no free box turtles |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
115. the revised box turtle beatitudes from the book of Matthew |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
116. I have a dream |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:24 PM Response to Reply #116 |
117. "And I Have BEEN To The Turtle Top!!!" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
118. "I like box turtles. |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
119. Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint BoxTurtle!' |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
120. If all the box turtles who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
121. "Either this box turtle is dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
122. When A Man Loves A Box Turtle |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
123. "There are some who feel like that the conditions are such that they can |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
124. "...a peeance freeance box turtle..." |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
125. * on brown skinned box turtles |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
126. If a box turtle feels good, do it! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:39 PM Response to Original message |
127. *** singing *** "If I Only Had a Box Turtle...." |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
128. "If you can't be with the box turtle you love.... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:45 PM Response to Reply #128 |
129. Gentlemen prefer box turtles. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
130. A Box Turtle Named "Desire" |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
131. Worst. Box. Turtle. Ever. |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
133. "Pay no attention to that man on box turtle behind the curtain". |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
134. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my box turtle: prepare to die. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:58 PM Response to Reply #134 |
136. We don't need no steenkin' box turtle! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:00 PM Response to Reply #134 |
139. It's not any bleedin' flavor! It's bleedin' reptile flavor, innit? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
137. "Do unto box turtles as you would have them do unto you" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
138. "A Box Turtle in Need Is A Box Turtle Indeed" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
140. Brother, Can You Spare a Box Turtle? |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
141. "Some men see box turtles as they are and say why... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
142. I don't think that I can make it, cause it took so long to bake it |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
143. " I Believe That I Bring You ... Box Turtles In Our Time |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
144. Will no one rid me of this troublesome box turtle? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
145. One box turtle if by land, Two box turtle if by sea |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
146. Don't Forget "The Box Turtle Bunch" |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
147. The box turtles were counted, and recounted, and recounted again |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:10 PM Response to Reply #147 |
148. Were There "Hanging Turtles"? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:14 PM Response to Reply #148 |
149. "Coming To You From The Fitzgerald Theater.... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #148 |
154. There were dimpled or pregnant box turtles. |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:16 PM Response to Original message |
150. "Box Turtle...it's the right thing to do." |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #150 |
152. "Box Turtle - The Other White Meat" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:19 PM Response to Reply #152 |
153. "Box Turtle - It's What's For Dinner" |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
151. This is your box turtle. This is your box turtle on drugs. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
155. Hey! You got box turtle in my peanut butter! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:22 PM Response to Reply #155 |
157. And YOU Got Peanut Butter On My Box Turtle!!! |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
156. "A THOUSAND Box Turtles of Light..." |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
158. This is the president. We begin bombing the Box Turtles in five minutes. |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
159. Yes virginia, there is a box turtle |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:25 PM Response to Reply #159 |
161. But Do You Believe in the Easter Box Turtle? |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
160. Take my box turtle...please! |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
162. My box turtle is bigger than your box turtle |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
164. "I tell ya....I don't get no Box Turtles." |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
165. Wha- Dya Want For Nothin - Rubber Box Turtle??" |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
166. The crux of the biscuit is the box turtle. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
167. "My box turtle is an honor student at HIllcrest High" |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:08 PM Response to Reply #167 |
168. My box turtle beat up your honor student. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:11 PM Response to Reply #168 |
170. LOSE BOX TURTLES - ASK ME HOW!!! |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
169. "Erections lasting more than four hours, while rare, require immediate... |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
171. BOX TURTLES DON'T SURF |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
172. "Meet the new box turtle...same as the old box turtle... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
173. Box turtle is as box turtle does. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
174. *** singing *** "Let The Box Turtle Soar......" |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:53 PM Response to Reply #174 |
178. I'm gonna blow box turtles. |
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LDS Jock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 09:23 PM Response to Reply #174 |
185. ROFL... you sicko |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
175. "Things Go Better With Box!!" |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
176. "It was the best of box turtles, it was the worst of box turtles." |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
177. You Deserve a Box Turtle Today... |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
179. Oh beautiful for box turtles and amber waves of grain |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
180. I'm locking ths Box Turtle. |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
181. "Box Turtles, Box Turtles Everywhere......" |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
182. "We're Raising the Box Turtle Level to Orange...." |
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soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
183. And finally: Take this box turtle and shove it |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
184. "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your box turtles." |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
186. Dammit Jim I'm a doctor - not a box turtle!! |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
187. I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Box Turtle |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
188. If a box turtle catch a box turtle comming through the rye.... |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
189. Oh Box Turtle, why hast thou forsaken me? |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
190. "Ich bin ein box turtle!" |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:26 PM Response to Reply #190 |
191. Oh I wish I were on Oscar Meyer Box Turtle |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
192. Box Turtle, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore |
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aQuArius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
193. Box Turtles of the world UNITE! |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
194. This Box Turtle aggression will not stand! |
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TroubleMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
195. Box Turtle wept. |
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oxymoron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
196. delete |
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oxymoron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
197. . |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-16-04 10:44 PM Response to Original message |
198. There are More Box Turtles in Heaven and Earth, Horatio... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-17-04 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
199. All we are saying is give box turtles a chance. |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-17-04 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
200. Let box turtles reign! |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-17-04 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
201. That which we call a box turtle, |
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rlev1223 (593 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-17-04 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
202. The box turtles?.......... |
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