Thursday Night Paddle-palooza in the Grotto

VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:13 PM
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Thursday Night Paddle-palooza in the Grotto

That's right. Your illustrious hostess joined the 700 Club today.

And it's up to y'all to beat the prudish prissy piety back outta me before it has a chance to get permanently wedged in my psyche.

So, no cover if you bring a paddle. ;-)

Hop in the hot tub and our lovely and talented waitstaff will be along to take your drink order shortly.

*snap snap* Manuel...bring me a bottle of tequila and a lime darling boy...

Darth Velma

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:21 PM
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1. hmm...paddles...

I have this paddle here, used mostly in ping pong... my tennis racket... a paddle used to beat people with, and an assortment of other blunt objects...which do you want? :P

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:28 PM
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4. mmm...blunt objects...

*shakes self*

You're still 15, right? Just checking. 'Cause it still ain't legal Little Bit.

However, I'll waive the cover for you anyway. And if you let us borrow your collection (just in case anybody forgets to bring their own implements of destruction) I'll comp you the rest of the week and I'll be much more inclined to let you spend another night at Adult Swim instead of relegated to the Ball Pit.

Deal? ;-)

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:40 PM
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16. deal...

now, where to put everything? I have to go out to my car and get all this, my trunk is quite full of this stuff :)

Now, is there anything else I can do for you?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:43 PM
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18. yipee!

We have supplies. *age appropriate smooches*

Thank you thank you thank you.

And you can lug it all in here shirtless if ya want. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:44 PM
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19. Hey,

whatever gets me in the pool...

(takes off shirt and gets boxes of assorted paddles)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:52 PM
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25. You are such a doll-baby

And so helpful while short bus has been absent. :-)

We'll let you into Adult Swim tonight if you promise to be a good boy and lie lie lie to your mom when she asks what you were up to tonight. ;-)

DV

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:53 PM
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26. yeah, I promise..

did you even have to ask? :P

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:57 PM
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28. Lesson number 2

I suppose chaining you to the wall qualifies as Lesson 1.

So, Lesson 2 - always make sure everyone knows the ground rules. Always ask. Especially with people you don't know really well.

God, I feel like a perverted sex ed teacher. *snort*

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:05 PM
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32. wait...

people you don't know very well?

(overly and unnecessarily dramatic)...but...you're my best friend in the whole world...sniff...sure, we may have only known each other for a week or so, but it's been so much fun! (crying)

lol j/k...okay, i'm done with that :). But, I understand, I guess...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:09 PM
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35. sheesh...

Teenagers are SO moody. :*

Tell ya what. I'll make it up to you. Instead of making Ramon stick with you tonight I'll let one of the serving girls keep an eye on you.

All better?

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:12 PM
Response to Reply #35

37. yay for random mood swings!

:P

Yeah, that makes me feel all better...:D

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:21 PM
Response to Reply #37

38. Why do I think...

I just made a HUGE mistake in rewarding bad behavior. ;-)

Oh well, I promised you a serving girl. Just don't make me regret it ok. It's really hard to find good help these days. *sigh*

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:26 PM
Response to Reply #38

39. lol...

(sigh) ahh...don't you just love having me around, despite i'm the world's biggest pain in the ass? :P

if only Short Bus could see this...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:30 PM
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41. Oh hell...

he's probably be laughing his ass off at me being so nice to you. :-)

And he'd probably be egging you on in your efforts to grope the cabana girls. He REALLY likes interviewing for new staff. *heaves huge sigh*

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:46 PM
Response to Reply #41

46. yeah, that's prolly true

I bet he's gonna do that first night he's back...and he won't let me help. I wonder why...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:48 PM
Response to Reply #46

48. oh no...

I have plans for him when he gets back. And it's gonna be really difficult for him to interview anybody with that bit in his mouth. :evilgrin:

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:53 PM
Response to Reply #48

52. so...uh...

Edited on Thu Aug-28-03 10:54 PM by leftist_rebel1569

(cough) Well then, I guess by default i take over the job interviews by default...:D

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:56 PM
Response to Reply #52

55. Nice try but...

I don't think so baby. There are things included in the "practical, hands-on" part of the interview that you aren't allowed to do yet in most states. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:05 PM
Response to Reply #55

62. aww...

Edited on Thu Aug-28-03 11:05 PM by leftist_rebel1569

damn...foiled again...

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:07 PM
Response to Reply #62

64. Slapping you down...

is so much fun. And every girl needs a hobby. :-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:13 PM
Response to Reply #64

66. well, considering how much it happens,

I bet you've been quite satisfied in the last week or so...:)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:16 PM
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69. well, I gotta get satisfaction...

from you somehow since you're just 15 baby. :P

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:27 PM
Response to Reply #69

75. wha...

isn't it satisfaction enough for you to take off my shirt? God, you need lots of pleasing, don't you? :P

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:33 PM
Response to Reply #75

80. Lesson Number 3

Haven't you ever heard? Unlike boys, who peak at about 17, women don't hit their maximum sex drive til much later in life. ;-) Mid-30s and 40s. No lie. *cross my heart*

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leftist_rebel1569

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:52 PM
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90. okay,

so we're two almost equally sex-driven people, so...you'd think my chances would INCREASE, but no...:P

lol j/k...

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:06 AM
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95. I know...

it's a world gone mad. *snort*

And you'd have to bring a friend (or two). Women in their 30s often require more than one 17 year old boy to keep up. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:19 AM
Response to Reply #95

100. oh, well,

Edited on Fri Aug-29-03 12:19 AM by leftist_rebel1569

you see, i'm youthful and full of energy, therefore I think i could keep up by myself...;)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:21 AM
Response to Reply #100

101. ah...how refreshing...

the optimism of the young.

Be such a shame to have to beat it out of you. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:27 AM
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103. ahhh....

I look forward to my next slapping down...it should be fun to have you TRY and beat MY invincible ego down...:D

(wow, never ever thought I would say that in my entire life...:))

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:30 AM
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105. I'm so glad...

that DU is good for your ego.

You're young and resillient so I figure you'll bounce.

I'm old and hard-headed so I figure I'll keep smacking you down.

Should make for hours of entertainment for the masses. :-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:37 AM
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107. wow...the fact I can say that,

and mean it, feels INCREDIBLY liberating after all the shit i've gone through this summer...

Feels REALLY REALLY good! :D

Anyways, back to important stuff...yeah, i'll just keep bouncing back. It cannot be defeated, so you're gonna have a lot of fun if you only enjoy the smacking down part (and of course...my shirt being missing helps :evilgrin:)

My ego is like a ball...in some way that I don't know. Bad analogy lol...

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:44 AM
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108. I'm glad to hear...

you're doing better than you were. I hope DU helped in some way (I know it's been a wonderful place for my ego some days).

You're a great kid. Don't ever let anyone tell you any different.

Yup. The ball thing is a bad analogy. Your ego is soft and dangly and exposed? Eep. Don't think that was the image you were aiming for AT ALL. ;-)

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leftist_rebel1569

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:53 AM
Response to Reply #108

110. LOL! No, not at all!

you sick, sick person! lol :P

anyways, if you're curious to know what I'm talking about, check your inbox later...

and, my ego isn't soft and dangly and exposed...it's hard and strong! :D (lol j/k)

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:24 PM
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2. Can you send along a fairly wholesome-looking, yet naughty waitress?

I don't give a crap what drinks she is serving, just as long as stays for a while.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:30 PM
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6. All you gotta do...

is snap your fingers baby.

Watch.

*snap snap* One of you girls bring this man a drink and sit on his lap.

See, it's just that easy.

Nice to see you back in the Grotto dude.

DV

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:32 PM
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8. Ahhh, darkened corner, refreshing drink, beautiful woman...

...does it get any better?

Well, I guess it COULD, but this is quite nice.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:33 PM
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10. Remember...

our cabana girls only LOOK wholesome. Tip big and lord only knows what she might be willing to do to you. ;-)

DV

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:35 PM
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11. Wholesome looks with a mile-wide naughty streak...

...pretty much describes the perfect woman! :D

I'm a HUGE tipper, especially if I get good, um, service.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:38 PM
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14. Just what you'd expect...

considering I helped pick 'em. ;-)

I'm not even gonna go there about "big tips" *snort*

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:38 PM
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13. How about my head on your shoulder...

looking for comfort?

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:39 PM
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15. Are you wholesome-looking?

I already know you're naughty! :evilgrin:

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:47 PM
Response to Reply #15

21. Contry girl,...

Preachers daughter type.

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:49 PM
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22. Ooooooohhh...preacher's daughters...

I dated a preacher's kid once. :freak:

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:01 PM
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30. Then you know...

How naughty we can be? :evilgrin:

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GOPisEvil

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:05 PM
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33. Yep!

Sigh...sadly, I have to be off to bed. 6:15am comes early, and I still have things to do.

At least I'll have a nice image to sleep on. :-)

Have a good day tomorrow, and don't let the freeps get to ya.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:08 PM
Response to Reply #33

34. Oh fudge!!

Just when I found some fun! Oh well, night night,GOPisEvil!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:11 PM
Response to Reply #33

36. Jesus h christ...

you mean there really is a 6:15 in the *gulp* morning. *blink*

Sweet dreams buddy. Thanks for dropping in.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:25 PM
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3. I'm ready

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:31 PM
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7. Woohoo!

Now serving number 1.

Bring it on baby. ;-)

DV

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:36 PM
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12. Um, first, let me just clarify:

a 'palooza' isn't a rude word for some part of the human anatomy, is it?

I know it's a naive question, but I'm just so wide-eyed and innocent - I thought I should make sure. :D

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:41 PM
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17. *snort*

Wide-eyed and innocent *cough cough bullshit cough cough*

Whatever.

And for your personal edification, no, palooza isn't secret Grotto code for any naughty bits. :eyes:

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thom1102

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:29 PM
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5. byop...

or are there paddles available for rent?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:32 PM
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9. We're currently in negotiations

with a paddle supplier. There should be paddles available FOR FREE momentarily.

DV

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mkregel

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:45 PM
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20. Ahhhh...my first visit to the grotto

got a newly mint bottle of Absynthe Kurtz and a spoonful of sugar...who wants to indulge?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:50 PM
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23. Welcome aboard

Come on in the water's fine. The Grotto isn't usually BYOB but for Absynthe we'll make an exception.

If there's anything you'd like just snap your fingers and a cabana person of your preferred gender (or hell for Absynthe maybe your lovely hostess ;-)) will be at your service.

Darth Velma

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mkregel

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:51 PM
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24. got a lighter?

gotta serve ya a shot of absynthe jus right y'know?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:54 PM
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27. Gotta be one around here somewhere.

Know we had one in the dungeon next door a couple of nights ago lighting candles to torment short bus with. Hmm...

*snap snap* Raul...fetch this gentleman a lighter sweetie.

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mkregel

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Thu Aug-28-03 09:57 PM
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29. nothing better than absynthe after a trip to the gym

cheers! <serves VelmaD a glass>

so may I ask why the handle 'Velma'?

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:02 PM
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31. Hey, I'm just back from the gym too.

Fresh outta the shower.

Mmm...thanks for sharing btw. Way to get on the hostess' good side. :toast: :9

Why Velma? Long story but I'll try to condense. My best friend and I started this fangirl website and used Daphne and Velma as the design hook to hold it all together. (Daphne and Velma's World of Pretty Boys) I'm the more Velma-ish of the 2 of us. It just kinda stuck.

Anyway, it has a big Star Wars section and she's a fabulous graphic designer so she made these cute pics of Queen Daphnedala and Darth Velma. Hence Darth Velma.

I know. You kinda had to be there. :-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:35 PM
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44. How sweet, fresh meat!!!!!

Mmmm, Hello! :evilgrin:

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:27 PM
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40. Wanted:

a man to "play with"! ;)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:31 PM
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42. a man?

Now why do you limit your options like that? ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:32 PM
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43. Because...

I'm evil! :evilgrin:

Oh how board I am!!!!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:36 PM
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45. And here I thought...

it's 'cause you're repressed. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:46 PM
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47. Me??????

That word is not in my vocab.!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:49 PM
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49. Well, one would wonder...

after the way you ran from the whip the other night. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:54 PM
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53. hehe!

I like to be chased! And caught! ;)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:58 PM
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57. I'll buy the "chased" part...

but if you really wanted to be caught you would have been.

If you really wanted to "be caught" you woulda "tripped" or something and let me drag your ass back over that chair by your hair. Oh well. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:00 PM
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59. Not much of a fighter are you?

If you wanted to catch me you would have tried harder!!!! hehe!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:03 PM
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61. Guess I'm used to willing victims

who are up front about wanting the pain.

Most of the boys are willing to line up and beg to let me beat them. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:06 PM
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63. Well, for 1: I'm a girl, and...

Edited on Thu Aug-28-03 11:07 PM by Lady Freedom

2: I like a fighter that will fight for what they want! And fight to be in the dominate position, or at lest try! ;)

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:12 PM
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65. how very...

bodice-ripper. :-)

I prefer subs who do what they're told. Who admit freely the like it. No chains. No ropes. No restraints. Straight up willing desire for the whip baby.

BTW, you weren't fighting. You were running. There's a difference. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:15 PM
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67. Yes there is!

And you were not chaseing! If you wanted it you should have tackled me and got it! :evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:20 PM
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71. this would be one of those...

basic personality differences. I don't chase people. If you want it don't run away from it. Willing consent.

Oh well, good luck finding someone around here who'll cater to your whims.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:22 PM
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Thats esay!

The only problem is SBP isn't here! hehe!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:23 PM
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73. yeah well,

when he gets back I double dog dare you to ask who he likes better. :P

You will notice who he entrusted his Grotto to.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:28 PM
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76. Why should I?

I'm sure there enough of him to go around!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:31 PM
Response to Reply #76

77. Hee...

He certainly likes to think so anyway. *snort*

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:34 PM
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81. Give him a chance he would try to prove it.

And die trying! Hehe!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:37 PM
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83. Tell me about it.

Keeping that boy outta my pants (and in his own) is a full-time occupation.

Oh well, at least he'd die happy.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:50 PM
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50. Yeah it is

If I were to press you right.....here.....

you're saying that you wouldn't want to be re-pressed? :D

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:52 PM
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51. thats a diffrent story... I mean word!

Keep going! :evilgrin:

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:55 PM
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54. Wonder what'd happen if I pushed the BIG button here....

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 10:58 PM
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56. Just make sure Little Bit isn't watching!!!!

And you may have to fight me off! That is if you don't like a girl taking you down.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:00 PM
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58. you can take her Gump...

she's all talk

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:02 PM
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60. "Take" being what it's all about!

He better be able too! hehe!

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TrogL

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:15 PM
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68. so when does the real action start?

paddling ain't my thing

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:18 PM
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70. How about...

setting back and letting a gal slip her hand down slowly.

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:22 PM
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72. Before Lady Freedom has a chance...

to grope you, how about a drink. *Snap* your fingers and a server will bring you your pleasure.

And look out for LF, she's a tease. ;-)

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:25 PM
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74. I go...

all the way for those who play! hehe!

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TrogL

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:31 PM
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78. Ale please

something dark and tasty and stop tickling!

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:32 PM
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79. How about a slow rub,...

right here!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:35 PM
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82. Cabana Girl! An Ale Over Here!

And I apologize for Lady Freedom. She gets a little "hands on" when she's had one too many. ;-)

I can get Guido the bouncer to take care of her if she's too much of a bother.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:37 PM
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84. hum!

TrogL is better but Guido will do!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:39 PM
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85. Don't even think about it missy.

Guido is well-paid and unbribable. And gay. Really really gay.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:41 PM
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86. Then wheres forrest?

I'm horny and not a soul to ease it!

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VelmaD

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:45 PM
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87. You got hands?

Use 'em for something besides typing whiny comments about how horny you are. ;-)

It's not like there aren't enough pics of Johnny Depp and Antonio Banderas on the board today to keep a girl's fantasy life fueled.

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:47 PM
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89. Yes

but there not as much fun on me as they are on a guy!

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TrogL

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:56 PM
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91. tha's all righ'

where's those cabana toys (Freudian slip, was trying for "boys")

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:04 AM
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93. Hee...I think you just broke...

poor LF's heart. :evilgrin:

If it's cabana boys you want then Raul and Ramon are just a snap away. Call their names honey and tell 'em what you want.

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TrogL

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:04 AM
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94. Remember, I swing both ways

:evilgrin:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:10 AM
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97. excellent...

I can dig it. Love those bi-boys.

Our cabana boys are really pretty and the cabana girls are innocent on the outside and naughty on the inside.

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:12 AM
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98. Good!

Then can I keep up that nice little rub?

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TrogL

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:26 AM
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102. g-g-go right ahead

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Lady Freedom

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Thu Aug-28-03 11:45 PM
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88. Wait a minute I just saw HEyHey on another thread!

Come here HEyHey! :evilgrin:

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TrogL

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:00 AM
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92. Hey, what's the dress code?

:silly:

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:08 AM
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96. Come as you are.

No dress code other than making Leftist Rebel keep his pants on. Get as nekkid as you wanta be. We're all adults here (except Leftist Rebel who is keeping his eyes shut like a good boy).

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Lady Freedom

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:15 AM
Response to Reply #92

99. For you...

It's nude! easier to give you a full body rub down. With alot od attition to...( :evilgrin: )

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TrogL

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:29 AM
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104. OK

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:33 AM
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106. Hey now...

remember we've got a kiddie present. If y'all are gonna get seriously nekkid then find a dark corner somewhere. ;-)

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VelmaD

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:50 AM
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109. *big yawn*

Ok, I'm headed to bed. Y'all have fun. Clean up your mess and turn off the lights and lock up when you leave. See you all tomorrow night for more fun and frolic.

*smooches all around*

DV

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Fri Aug-29-03 12:53 AM
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111. good night...

:hi:

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