Therefore, I resign the Presidency ......
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:08 PM
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Therefore, I resign the Presidency ......
I quit my Board of Directors post at my condo. It was a pain in the ass! Next to moving in with my ex-boyfriend in 1995, it was the biggest mistake of my life.
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:09 PM
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1. Did you make big ol' Vs while boarding the helicopter?
And your neighbors thought you were giving them peace signs, but you were really thinking "screw off, chumps!"
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:17 PM
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2. Yeah and my upper lip was sweatin'!
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:17 PM
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:21 PM
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But the whole experience was a crock.
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:18 PM
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4. Did you wear your codpiece?
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:19 PM
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5. Why on earth would you move in with an ex?
Oh, unless he wasn't your ex when you moved in... :shrug:
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:20 PM
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6. Wasn't my ex at the time.
I was "in love" .... most like lust.
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:41 PM
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8. reminds me of an oLd joke
which i aLways thought was adorabLe (and not offensive, but if you are offended, i apoLogize in advance): q: what do Lesbians bring on the second date? a: a u-hauL.
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:57 PM
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10. Ain't that the truth.
Edited on Wed Jul-21-04 01:57 PM by ronnykmarshall
One of my favorite tank tops I used to wear at the gym said "Looking for my next ex."
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:42 PM
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Don't mind me... I'm posting whatever crosses my mind to get back up to 1000. It's silly, I know....
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Wed Jul-21-04 01:57 PM
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11. What was your old screen name?
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Wed Jul-21-04 02:04 PM
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I'm m-jean03, silly! :hi:
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Wed Jul-21-04 02:32 PM
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14. No more organizing pot-luck lunches.
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Wed Jul-21-04 05:29 PM
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That is the funniest, most clever thing I have read today!! Bravo, beautiful! :D :toast:
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