Quite Possibly the Dumbest Person in Arizona

I found a dumb review of "Those Who Trespass" on Amazon. This guy must have an IQ of 7!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/0767913817/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/103-3219903-9314260?%5Fencoding=UTF8&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER


Prepare to be aroused by the master of suspense and erotica!, June 17, 2004
Reviewer: Michael K Bassett (Phoenix, Arizona United States) - See all my reviews
Are you ready for the sassiest sex scenes this side of Jenna Jameson? If so, prepare for your most sensitive no spin zone to be tittilated and morphed into your most sensitive erogenous zone! If you're a man and you read this book, you better unbuckle your belt because your pants are going to be very tight. If you're a woman and you read this book, prepare for your most sensitive erogenous zone to turn into a slip-n-slide!
When O'Reilly graces us with his in-depth descriptions of Shannon's and Ashley's encounters you almost feel like you are there. One of my friends had to come and shake me back into consciousness in the most referred to section of the book here on Amazon. As I read it I fell into a deep trance and I pictured myself as Shannon and I thought I was licking around those areas! He is to suspense and erotica what Shakespeare is to tragedy. I haven't been able to pick up the audio version of this book because I fear that if I hear those words uttered I may lose all control and forever be locked in the grip of Shannon and Ashley and never find my true self again. A complete loss of identity and I just don't think I could deal with that. It makes you wonder how many sexual encounters he has had, because by gauging the immense detail you would think he does nothing but get down with the funkiest of crack prostitutes. Nothing, and I really mean nothing, gets me as hot and bothered as reading about a 15 year old doing that fellatio business after hitting a crack pipe. Wow Bill!!!!!!! A+++++++++++++++++++ Super duper! Must read!!

hahahaha! :P

A close friend of his, or someone making fun of him. Not even freepers are that stupid. I don't normally comment on items I haven't seen or read, but I have read enough excerpts from Those Who Trespass to know that it is one of the biggest jokes in the history of literature.

Some of them were quite wonderful.