What's the matter with Alan Colmes? - Democratic Underground

Fed Up

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:01 PM
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What's the matter with Alan Colmes?

I didn't see Alan Colmes on TV for around 7 months, but last night I happened to tune in and he looks like he lost around 60 pounds. His neck was thinner and getting that turkey look like Larry King. Plus his face is way too emaciated.

Hope he's all right. Put on some weight, Alan.

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VoteDemocratic2004

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:02 PM
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1. He died around 8 years ago

Edited on Sat Jul-24-04 08:02 PM by VoteDemocratic2004

Faux uses Colmes corpse as the democratic point of view.

:evilgrin:

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buff2

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:06 PM
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4. LOL!

That was funny...LOL :hi:

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VoteDemocratic2004

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:15 PM
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8. He looks dead

:hi:

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MikeG

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:02 PM
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2. They took his backbone out. It was useless anyway.

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TroubleMan

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:07 PM
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5. He made official...huh?

nt.

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galadrium

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:03 PM
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3. well with all the hard work he does at Faux news...

Doubling as the janitor, he doesn't have much time to eat at night.

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jdonaldball

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:07 PM
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6. His slavemasters reduced his rations by half

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VOX

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:08 PM
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7. Selling out his soul nightly has taken its toll...

Liberal? He draws a steady paycheck from Faux News -- what more can be said?

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Downtown Hound

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Sat Jul-24-04 08:20 PM
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9. The mechanical brain implants Fox has installed in him

could be malfunctioning.

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mitchum

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Sat Jul-24-04 10:02 PM
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10. He's a pu...

sh over
I despise him

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Sat Jul-24-04 10:04 PM
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11. where is thebigidea? Here is a link to one of the funniest

threads on DU, and it's about Alan Colmes. thebigidea was in rare form that day...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=560123

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