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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:23 AM
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If you were asked to give a eulogy at George W. Bush's funeral...
what would you say?
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:24 AM
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1. I would say "no thank you"
I wouldn't want to speak ill of the dead, even though he deserves it.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:25 AM
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2. Ptooie
Edited on Mon Jul-26-04 08:26 AM by GoddessOfGuinness
Right on his grave.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:26 AM
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3. If you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all
I would decline.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:27 AM
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4. "Friends, we're here to recognize
the only thing that Bush ever did correctly."
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:43 AM
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5. As pResident, George W. Bush unified a political party.
Unfortunately for him, it wasn't the Republicans.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 08:49 AM
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6. I would decline to give it.
I can't think of anything good to say to begin with, and if he were so unpopular at the time of his death that they have to go far enough down the ladder to ask me, then no one would be coming anyway.
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readmylips Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 09:04 AM
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7. No Flowers please, Just Spit....
I can see myself spitting at bush.
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the Kelly Gang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 09:10 AM
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8. "good f****** riddance and rot in hell "
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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-26-04 09:21 AM
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9. "My fellow Americans, I come here not to praise W"
"But to maintain a measure of decorum in the urination line...men give the ladies some privacy"
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