Lugubrious, Loquacious or Lecherous

If you're going to reply, you've got to reply in one of those three styles.

It's a horrible day for lying on the couch, but what else is there - life is a painful open sore. *sigh*

Think they're real?

I mean, look at her man. I can't go, 'cos I can't get up, but you should, I mean, c'mon, they're fabulous. So pert, man. So pert. You gotta go. Go on, big man.

cold dead ash

Still warm, though.

and I didn't know if you were really looking for a reply or for specific information. I would have hated to give you the wrong information so I had to think about what you were really saying, and really looking for. Then it occurred to me that there might be some sort of hidden message in your words so I read it three or four times to see if I could determine what tone you were using when you posted (because, as we all know, this medium doesn't do tone well).

Then I decided that there really wasn't anything subliminal in your post and just decided that I'd better know what all those words meant so I went to dictionary.com and confirmed them all (I had a pretty good idea but I wanted to be sure that I was right so that I wouldn't look like a dumbass).

Finally, I opened up a reply box and then realized I did even remember to whom I was responding so I double-checked that.

Then I had another bite of shrimp.

Oh yeah... where was I?

But it requires effort and ......

posts a picture of their bewbies.

through :(