It's Time for the Bill O'Reilly Truth Bash guys!!!

Alright folks, in dedication to our brothers and sisters who are having a ball in Boston at the Democratic Convention, let's get our ball rolling with the 1st Annual Bill O'Reilly Truth Bash! We can't let those guys have all the fun, now can we?

Each day, like the convention, has a theme. Here's the itinerary for the week:

Monday: The "Yo O'Reilly" Insult Fest. Whip out your best "Yo O'Reilly" jokes. (Just use your best "Yo Mama" jokes and replace mom with Bill.) This ought to be real funny.

Tuesday: Post you favorite anti-O'Reilly web site. We'll have a poll and we'll have a poll to pick the winner. The victor will be the recipient of a shiny new 2004 No-Prize, courtesy of Joe's No-Prizes of America.

Wednesday: We'll do the Bill O'Reilly Poetry Slam. Due to the fact that Bill goes way out his way to treat rappers like shit, I have something really nasty in store for his ass.

Thursday: For you Photoshop experts out there, I'm submitting this photo from Bill's book for you to do your stuff on. Submit your reworkings tomorrow and winner will get Two (Count 'em) No-Prizes. If you don't want to Photoshop it, Just submit your best caption instead.



Friday: We'll end the Bash with a Bill O'Reilly Definition Poll. If you loved my Hannity poll I'm sure that you're anxious to see what Bill's will look like.


So lets get this puppy rolling with the insult fest. I'll start

Yo O'Reilly's so nasty, he bit a dog and gave it rabies

Yo Bill O'Reilly is so stupid he called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

He thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Here's a pretty good site that has everything you ever wanted to know about Bill

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/pundits/bill-oreilly/

Check this out "O'Reilly+Asshole" on Google comes back with 10,700 links