Jokes about Schwarzenegger and California election

Bill Maher: “President Bush is supporting Arnold, but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn’t a Nazi, he wouldn’t have any credibility with conservatives at all.”

Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents, who now live in the second-flakiest state in the country.”

David Letterman: “President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can’t pronounce ‘Schwarzenegger.’ ”

Bill Maher: “Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration’s positions on civil liberties in the original German.”

Conan O’Brien: “Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”

Craig Kilborn: “Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, ‘If I can’t run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I’m out of here.’ ”

OOoh some of those are really barbed!

Funny though.

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Jay Leno: “I love all these politicians. They all say the same thing — ‘We’ll give California back to the people.’ Yeah, great, now that it’s not worth anything, they want to give it back to us.”

Jay Leno: “Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and adult-film star Mary Carey, they’re also running. You know what bothers me about the two of them? See, this could split the all-important porn vote.”

Craig Kilborn: “Experts say with all the media attention centered on the governor’s race, it threatens to turn the Kobe Bryant trial into a dignified proceeding.”

Jay Leno: “Election officials here in California are concerned that having 247 candidates would require a ballot so long it would be difficult to count. Today in Florida they said, ‘What? You count the ballots?’ ”

LMAO

Rimshot!