Anybody got a killer political joke?

I'm speaking to a large group tomorrow nite and I just can't find the right joke. Any thoughts?

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the filthy alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Well,No," said David, "He really works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

This is getting passed on.

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The RNC chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

;)

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

It's Boston, in the middle of the Democratic National Convention. Three Republicans who slipped into the convention meet in a bar, right after the main speeches.

The first guy lays his head down on the bar and begins to weep softly. The second pulls out a handkerchief and blows his nose, and begins to sob noisily into it. The third sighs in irritation "Guys," he complains, "I thought we agreed not to talk politics!"

And another...

President Bush walks into a bar. The press claim the ground was slippery from rain.

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