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ButterflyBlood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:00 AM
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If you were a porn star what would your name be?
i just saw Cocky McTesticals mentioned on another board and I thought it was great.
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LunaSea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:04 AM
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1. Wolf Blitzer
Yah.
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:07 AM
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2. Blackjack
I don't know :shrug:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:10 AM
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3. Dick Black
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:13 AM
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4. Dick Pricker
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:15 AM
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5. Just thought I'd bring it up...
My ex-company dealt with a salesman who's name was (really) Dick Starr...(I'm not making this up)
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:19 AM
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6. We had a selectman whose name was
Dick Sweat!
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:03 AM
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22. What about "Dick Service"
He was a technical support guy.
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dajabr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:21 AM
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7. Bumpy Ride...
Think that was from Seinfeld or something... :shrug:
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Rocinante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:26 AM
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9. Do you mean
Buck Naked? I saw that on Seinfeld.
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dajabr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:46 AM
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14. That was it!
Where the hell did "Bumpy Ride" come from? :shrug:
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:25 AM
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8. Big Dick McGee
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:27 AM
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10. Amber Lay
:shrug:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:28 AM
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11. Lance Thruster
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:29 AM
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12. The Rock
Need I say more?
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 01:43 AM
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13. Mike Oxlong
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 02:03 AM
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15. AAhhnold!
The max vibrator. The Nazi thrill as he cocks to the right.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 02:04 AM
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16. Coxswain Hanglo
:7
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 02:28 AM
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17. Flank McBrickgroin
Oh, yeah.

In high school, I was on the wrestling team, and one of my teammates was named Robert Cox. His father's name was Harry, and the coaches would kid him about his mom going home in high school and telling her parents, "I'm in love with Harry Cox!"

TlalocW
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IggleDoer Donating Member (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 06:48 AM
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18. Chuck Roast
Bite me!
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moez Donating Member (638 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 06:49 AM
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19. Louie Lovemeat
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 07:18 AM
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20. Won Hung Lo
Or Pat McCrotch.

Bake
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:00 AM
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21. Forrest Pump
:o
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:23 AM
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23. Ree Kleiner
and not an ounce of shame.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:33 AM
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24. er... Big McLargehuge... same as it is now
I am a legend in my own mind.
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44wax Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:38 AM
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25. Captain Hook
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:42 AM
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26. Ann Coulter
.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 10:13 AM
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27. Vincent Van Goo
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 10:20 AM
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28. Capistrano Swallows
or Paula Zahn.
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Jonte_1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 10:25 AM
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29. Johnny Asstapper
It works for both straight and gay porn!
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nedlogg Donating Member (294 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 10:53 AM
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30. King Dong
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Betty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:00 PM
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31. Whistle Ass
........
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tarkus Donating Member (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 09:03 PM
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32. My name is Alex, so it would have to be Alexxx. n/t.
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Stuckinthebush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-30-03 10:10 PM
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33. Love Handles
It would be obvious
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