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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 11:50 AM
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Today's Joke
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a
drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string
theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." The man
decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came
back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out
and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 11:55 AM
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1. that is FANTASTIC!
loooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 12:11 PM
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2. Copied, pasted, and making the email rounds at the office....
BWAH!
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-29-04 08:56 PM
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3. A kick
for the evening crowd :kick:
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