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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:27 PM
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Best new porn star name:
"Mary Kate Ashley".

:D

I kid you not. Sorry - I haven't seen any of her "work".
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:32 PM
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1. That would be mine.
the one that was formulated pursuant to the advice on DU...first name is the first street you lived on and second name is your first pet's name (preferably of the same sex).....Dixon Drake
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:34 PM
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2. I just thought about it for a sec and I figured "Dick Weilder" would work
just sayin' :)
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:56 PM
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48. word!
:toast:
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Yogi Donating Member (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:35 PM
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3. googled
four pages in there a picture.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:43 PM
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4. oh, lord
PLEASE don't post any pictures.

Thanks.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:44 PM
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6. Be right back...
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:46 PM
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8. Oh, cool! Another reason to pre-order my copy of "Sodomania #41"!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:07 PM
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17. HAHAHAHA
Although some would say they really blew their wad with "Sodomania #40". :D
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:15 PM
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23. The "Sodomania" series really jumped the shark around #29.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:46 PM
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46. was that the "Prequel"???
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:51 PM
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47. No, it was the one where they brought in an all-too-clever orangutan.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 10:33 PM
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50. What is it with those "Hollywood Suits"? They take...
a successfull formula, and fuck it up with either:

a) a magic spaceman

b) Ted McGinley

c) moving to LA

or

d) an all-too-clever orangutan


That's what killed Charles Kurault's "America", you know.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 07:33 AM
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53. I dunno...
I think Kurault was hurt more by the addition of the precocious 8-year-old.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:43 PM
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5. Letha Weapons.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:45 PM
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7. Flick Shagwell
Another real one, but Flick?
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:47 PM
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9. Flick:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:06 PM
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15. She's English, is she not?
Perhaps it's from a Dickens novel. It's not like anyone reads that trash anyway.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:20 PM
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28. Yes, she is, and it could be.
But if it is Dickens that I'm not recognizing it doesn't mean I see Dickens as trash :shrug:

Heh, Flick Dickens
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Damfino Donating Member (24 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:56 PM
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10. Lara Bush
... just sayin'....
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 08:58 PM
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11. that's really nice....
I think the male fascination with barely eighteen-year old girls is kind of creepy.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:01 PM
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12. LOL...enjoy it while you can.
"good lord, are you always on?!" - Mr. Burns
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:02 PM
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13. It's just funny, slink
The porn industry has been using bad puns for names/titles forever.

Not making a statement on the state of jailbait in America -- just found it amusing.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:04 PM
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14. NO! IT'S POLITICAL!
EVERYTHING IS!!!

MISOGYNIST!
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:06 PM
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16. Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Now you see the violence inherent in the system! :silly:

By the way, is there a bigger version of the pic in your avatar? That looks hilarious.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:15 PM
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22. Think happy thoughts, Wendy
;-)
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:16 PM
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25. no thanks, I like being an adult
and I don't want to be in Never-NeverLand forever like some certain posters.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:34 PM
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42. Ahem. The porn star I named is 33 and shares my birthday.
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:10 PM
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18. AKA "Kate Kaptive"

Her regular porn name
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:10 PM
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19. Now, why would anyone need to improve on that?
Especially spelled with "K"s?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:16 PM
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24. denial is the first sign of a problem
And the way you post endlessly about your adolescent fantasies just screams to DU that you aren't gettin' any.

So please leave us adults alone and take your teenage tripe elsewhere.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:17 PM
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26. now that's the ZombyTroof!
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:18 PM
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27. Bummer
My new girlfriend will be so disappointed.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:21 PM
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29. your new girlfriend?
I bet she appreciates you posting shit on here about Lindesy Lohan while she is being neglected.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:22 PM
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30. maybe the girlfriend doesn't mind all the underage posters of movie stars
in his room.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:22 PM
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32. ouch
:D
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:23 PM
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35. *winks*
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Aftershock Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 10:30 PM
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49. Psst...
Lindsay Lohan is 18. ;)
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 10:43 PM
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51. she just turned 18 though...
it's creepy how some men have clocks on their websites counting down the days a teenage actress turns 18.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 10:59 PM
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52. Or it's comedy.
Not every man on the planet is a pedophile. Very few, actually.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:22 PM
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31. Who's Lindesy Lohan?
Edited on Fri Jul-30-04 09:23 PM by CanuckAmok


on edit: can't read the reply. (ignored).
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:23 PM
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34. do a DU search
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Stew225 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:22 PM
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33. Y'ever notice (Andy Rooney voice) that threads
on DU that mention sex or porn always have a lot of replies?
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:24 PM
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36. some people actually like a political forum with no sex in it
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:25 PM
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37. we old-timers remember the pre-ban days
We could talk about sex with both fun and insight... it was threads like this that caused the ban, I shit you not.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:26 PM
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38. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Thanks -- THAT was a mature post. :eyes:

Kinda like:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1467102
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:28 PM
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39. that was fun
Rather than.... hormonal angst.
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:29 PM
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40. make that inappropriate teenage hormonal angst
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:33 PM
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41. Actually, if you'd read that Lindsay Lohan thread...
...you'd have realized that I was just reposting the article on her in the new issue of Rolling Stone.

Whether or not that author/article has "hormonal angst", you decide.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:40 PM
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43. come back later
Edited on Fri Jul-30-04 09:40 PM by ZombyWoof
When you get a few threads on the DU homepage, and maybe I'll be impressed with your insight and acumen.

But maybe not.

And Rolling Stone sucks the big throbbing boner of destiny.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:42 PM
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44. I am so offended.
"big throbbing boner of destiny"?

:silly:
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-30-04 09:45 PM
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45. I see several people didn't get their naps today!
LOL.
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slutticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-31-04 07:40 AM
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54. "big throbbing boner of destiny"..
...ROTF....can I use that? I will cite when appropriate..... :)
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