Masked, Naked Man - Bra And Panties On Head - Performs Lewd Act On Highway

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A masked naked man performing a lewd act Friday on the shoulder of I-95 north triggered a flurry of phone calls from passing motorists, state police said.

Shortly before 1 a.m., state trooper Cpl. David Myers drove up in his marked police cruiser to investigate the reported roadside peep show, near the service area in Newark.

As he did, the trooper realized that it wasn't exactly a mask the naked man was using as a disguise.

"He was wearing a woman's bra and panties on his head," police spokesman Capt. Tim Winstead said. "And sneakers."

According to court records, the trooper witnessed the man engaging in the lewd act before the man realized the trooper was there.

When he saw the trooper, the naked man bolted toward Chapman Road.

The uniformed trooper gave chase, "asking the naked man to please stop," court records said.

http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2004/07/31nakedmanoni95cr.html

And was this you, matcom?

"...please stop." Wow...

Goddamn media! :grr:

haven't seen you around in a while, but matcom's title did bring you to mind!

you wdnt be *another* incarnation of DUer Mara Steele, wd you?

:D

If you're wearing a mask you aren't naked.

Tolls on the highway. :eyes:

he's probably on his way to the Republican National Convention.

on "america's most wanted"?

I love it, but my inquisitive mind wonders what kind of search parameters you use.