Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your Boss

Unless you want to burn bridges...

The TOP 10 List of Things You Should Avoid Saying to Your Boss
10. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

9. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

7. I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

5. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication

3. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

2. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

1. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Take a bath.

This is in an office and we are professionals.

These are good.....

How 'bout my favorite.. since I am in the south... "you aren't fit to wipe the dirt from Dr. Martin Luther King's shoes". That was the week I was ready to head out btw... and so I did. I was dead serious.

I asked. Why, you looking for a wife?

11. Why don't you go ask someone who gives a shit?

"I'm sorry. You have me confused with someone who cares." Or the alternate version: "...with someone who gives a shit."