What would you do with the Karshner Triplets?

Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 08:54 PM
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What would you do with the Karshner Triplets?

The Cingular guys...

I'd make them do yard work. Then I'd give 'em massages. Then....

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Lautremont

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Tue Aug-03-04 08:58 PM
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1. Tell them about a remarkable new invention:

Sleeves.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 08:58 PM
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2. what're you,

Amish?

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Lautremont

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:01 PM
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3. To be sure, English!

Edited on Tue Aug-03-04 09:02 PM by Lautremont

And those fellers don't look like they could raise MY barn.

(small edit for spelling)

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Maine-i-acs

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:01 PM
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4. Then I'd buy 'em belts.

So their undies don't show so much.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:03 PM
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6. ok

I can already see this thread is getting offtrack.

I WANT their pants to fall down. Work with me, people!

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flamingyouth

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:02 PM
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5. I'd make them replace my back deck

Still waiting on GOPisEvil and Fenris to do the work they promised....:)

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swag

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:08 PM
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7. spackle the hell out of 'em, and then send them home for a

peanut butter and tang sandwich.

They got nuttin' down there anyway.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:22 PM
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8. Feh!

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MissMillie

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:24 PM
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9. Probably

just their laundry... and then send them home to mommy and daddy.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:28 PM
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10. ok...

I guess I'm the only one who wants to do bad things to them.

C'mon people... HANDSOME TRIPLETS!

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Bombtrack

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:31 PM
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11. I wonder how long it would take 4 this thread t'get locked if it was girls

that he/she/it was talking about.

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:32 PM
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12. It wouldn't get locked

Admiring the human form is not against the rules. And I'm a he. A big he.

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eeyore

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:33 PM
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13. I'd give em a stern lecture

about enjoying their fame while they have it, investing well and such. Then I'd take that hose and wipe those fake wholesome fratboy grins right off their pretty little faces.

Sorry, dookus, no love for them here.

But hey, who am I to judge? Have at it!

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:34 PM
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14. yay...

more triplets for me!

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Pithlet

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:49 PM
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15. I saw the commercial they're in

right after I clicked on this thread. Spooky :)

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Dookus

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Tue Aug-03-04 09:52 PM
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16. I'm much more powerful

than some people think.

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Gryffindor_Bookworm

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Tue Aug-03-04 10:13 PM
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17. First, I'd demand proof that they were over 18 years of age.

The rest of what I'd do would get this thread locked. :evilgrin:

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Nlighten1

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Tue Aug-03-04 10:37 PM
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18. I would

Show them how to do some damned working out. If you are going to do beefcake sleevless shots you should have something to look at.

:)

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SarahB

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Tue Aug-03-04 10:39 PM
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19. They look too young.

Do they even KNOW what to do? Seems to me (when it comes to strait men anyway), most men don't seem to know what to do until they're close to 30. Maybe 40. :shrug:

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